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Would You Lose The Loads Of Respect You Have For Me If I Bought A Pet Pig?

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  1. Jim J Jiblets

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    My property owner has said "no cats or dogs" and I need a companion to keep me company. Ive never owned a pig before. I think it'd be kinda funny coming home to a huge pig sitting in my living room. But I dont know if they have bad habits like eating sweaters or leaving pig fur everywhere.
     
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    Pigs can get huge. I mean fucking huge. They're cute when they are small but at about 400 lbs, they aren't so cute.
     
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    Do they need a lot of space to roam? My place isnt so big.
     
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    Also, can I leave it alone to sit in the house while I'm at work? Will he be safe?
     
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    Name it animalgod
     
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    They are as smart as dogs. The fat bastard could bust your home up though.
     
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    I like it when they are fatties.

    Do they have teeth?
     
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    Can't lose what I never had. :dontknow:
     
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    they are actually very clean animals but unless you get a pet sized tiny pig they need a sty. Not your untidy living room sty either.
     
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    They all have teeth. Some breeds grow tusks.
     
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    sharp teeth too
     
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    Fuckers live a long time too. Once you have it, you could be stuck for 20 years with a huge fat eating and shitting machine.
     
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    [video=youtube;v25LITXI3Bg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v25LITXI3Bg[/video]
     
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    Im imagining a fat pig lying down on the hardwood floor. Maybe use him as a bean bag while I watch movies. Is that unrealistic? Are they cuddley?
     
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    or body destroyer :( wiminz in BC got eaten at a pig farm.
     
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    I remember in some movie, a murderer was tossing his victims to the pigs because they'd consume the whole body, bones included and not leave a trace. If Jim J. disappears one day, we'll know what happened.
     
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    I have it on good authority that they're downright tasty.
     
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    honestly I'[d do one of the mini goats intead.I'm dying to own one of them :cheer:
     
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    I bet its like a cat bite after a while when they get to know the owner.
     
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    i saw that one too. but also a murderer in british columbia did it too :(
     

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