Would you pay a quarter to sun burn slap Kelly Osbourne?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I would

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  2. killallposers

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    there aren't many people i wouldn't pay a quarter to sunburn slap them. i think she just posted this as a reminder to people that she's still not fat.
     
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    FUCK yeah. Just to see that moment of impact face is hilarious.

    Years ago my buddies and I played beach volleyball for about 10 hours straight with no sunscreen. We should probably have been hospitalized.

    We beat the SHIT out each other. :jj: It hurt just to be poked, nonetheless slapped or punched.

    Good times. Good times...
     
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    it hurt just reading that
     
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    Incredibly flat ass for a chubby broad; would not bang [​IMG]
     
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    She managed to get the plump gene w/o hips or ass.
     
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    Which one is EB?
     
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    is 'sun burn slap' slang for 'have sex with'? if so no
     
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    [video=youtube;RAYtas3ZduQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAYtas3ZduQ[/video]
     
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    Now you didn't have any towel snapping incidents with these fellas did you?

    I kid I kid....
     
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    they might as well have just pulled his pants down and raped his lil bitch ass
     
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    A buddy of mine was on vacation once. And he was starring at this hot broad so long at the beach he got dizzy and fell asleep with no sunscreen on. He ended up burning himself so badly he went to the hospital because of it . . . :facepalm:
     
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    I have been there many times (having the fair english skin myself). It is a very painful feeling. You really need to be diligent with reapplying the spf. Taking baths with hot tea bag helps (I think the ingredient tannin is what relieves the burn.) your friendly tip from Teeney
     
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    i can't even imagine that. i've only ever had your standard sun burns and they are torture enough.
     
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    I would rather Jack.
     
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    Flat is right

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    No more rears
     
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    Bark at her moon