Would you purchase a vehicle from Baltimore Mike?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    If he sold me a real car I would. I don't want any Jap shit sitting in my driveway. :no:
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    yes
     
  3. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    fat Fucking MIKE
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    mike's a good guy
     
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    The Elantra is actually roomy for a small car so that fat fucking mike can fit in it.
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    so Korean shit is better?
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    probably have a sitcom made about him soon
    fat guy goes to a job he hates every day
    comes home to a wife that is way too hot for him and she gives him lip and rolls her eyes at him
    but at the end of the day they are happy

    oh and they go to a zoo to see wild birds in a cage
     
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    Koreans are striking.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    Dawg thinks all asians are the same :facepalm:
     
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    Are you a Ford or Chevy guy Dawg?
     
  11. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Gookmobiles :asian:
     
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    Bro wants to blow that gangham style faggot
     
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    as long as he doesnt fart on my new seats
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I would. He looks like the type that would give me a discount if I showed him my boobs
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    And this
     
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    C-
     
  17. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    Not with that marmot on his chin. Also, I can't imagine having to endure him sweating, breathing heavy, and rubbing himself compulsively during a test drive. No offense, michael.