WTF Would you rather be a 500lb person or a dwarf?

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Which one is for you

  1. 500lb

    11 vote(s)
    21.2%
  2. Dwarf

    41 vote(s)
    78.8%
  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Keep in mind, if you choose 500lb, you cannot lose weight. And Dwarf, with imperfect proportions not "little person with perfect proportions..
    What 5 hundy looks like
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    Dwarf:
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  2. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

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    why not a 500 lb dwarf?
     
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    OkbyeEric Well-Known Member

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    Dwarf because at least I could be in shape. Being fat is my greatest fear.
     
  4. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Dwarf = free government assistance
    500lbs=free government assistance

    It's a wash.
     
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  5. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Dwarf...the two dwarves pictured in this thread are a hundred times more attractive than the fat people
     
  6. JFK

    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you.

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    How tall of a 500 pounder? 6'7 or so wouldn't be bad.
     
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    WOW!!!!!! Tough question.

    For health reasons I'd have to go dwarf - knowing they have their own medical procedures to deal with throughout their lives.

    But 500lb's, that a heart attack waiting to happen.
     
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    Tim Well-Known Member VIP

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    Oh if you can't lose weight, then dwarf easily.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    What about you Somer?
     
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  11. SomerSky

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    I chose dwarf, but I would choose to not have children and run the risk of passing it on.
    The clincher was not being able to
    Lose the weight...
     
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    loogaroo Well-Known Member

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    this chick's in her 20's
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    One thing in common, both are employable by the Circus, so there's that!
    :grad:
     
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    I pick dwarf even though they scare me.
     
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    guruhugz Well-Known Member

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    how many shits a day are needed if I am 500 pounds?
     
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    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    Growing up, in our class we had both a dwarf and the fattest person I've ever known. While the little guy got picked on a little, it was nothing like what the fat kid faced. The fat kid eventually went with home schooling.
     
  19. Mojopin

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    Dwarf. Then I'd find her.

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    If you're 500 lbs, your only option is an obese woman.
     
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    Based on this:
    1. How often should I go?
    Everybody is different, and there is no set “normal” when it comes to passing stools. That said, the normal range spans three times a day to once every three days, meaning the average person poops approximately once a day—about 1 ounce of stool for each 12 pounds of her or his body weight. That means a person weighing 160 pounds produces an average of just under a pound of poop each day.

    500 lbs=2.56lbs of shit
     
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