would you rather be a shark, a dolphin, a lion or a chimpanzee?

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    pls explain your choice



    no poll fuck u
     
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    Lion.
     
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    dolphin, fo sho; smart as hell, travel in pods, kill sharks :up:
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Shark
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    I'm fine.
    Thank you.
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Because.
     
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    oh, and surf :up:
     
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    I'd rather be a hoodrat
     
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    why?
     
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    dolphin.
    pros - smart, loves sex, travels freely, fast as fuck and can leap out of the water. fucks with sharks like they were beach balls.

    cons - the japs, can't keep joints lit underwater.
     
  12. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Who
     
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    Chimp...


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  14. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    shark, seems like it would be the least hassle with the greatest food source...ima lazy bastid.
     
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    Sharks a bad choice if your lazy they always have to be moving or they die.
     
  16. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Schmoopy would like to be the toilet seat in a mens bathroom
     
  17. stripes

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    ya, but they move in there sleep & everythings an easy food source down there...lions have to work too hard & go w/o food at times, & fight off the young bucks who want to fuck your harem..fuck that, me & charlie tuna could hang out until i got hungry..