Would you rather be able to fly, have x-ray vision, or be invisble?

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  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Think carefully. Your answer may affect the rest of your life.
     
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    Fly.
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    No. Wait...

    Invisible. Definitely invisible.
     
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    Invisible. No contest.
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Shape shifter
     
  6. Chaos

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    Fly. No doubt.
     
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    Invisible. It's my insta-answer for all superpower queries. I want it. And not for nefarious reasons, although those would be cool, but I wanna know stuff. I would go to the white house and pentagon and who the fuck knows where else. The chambers of power. I wanna know shit. Also, being invisible would rule. I am a wallflower.
     
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    Nice novel loser.
     
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    Invisible. So many advantages.
     
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    Invisibility cancels out x-ray vision because you could simply follow anyone to the bathroom, the bedroom, etc to see them naked/what's under their clothes.

    Flying is fine but what could you gain from that really, besides saving on gas/flight prices? Really it's just a mode of transportation. An awesome one, yes. But its advantages only go so far.

    With invisibility you can MAKE money (rob any bank, etc without detection) as well as see anyone naked or spy on anyone that you wanted to. You could even use your powers for GOOD as opposed to just personal gain and spy on terrorists, etc.

    Plus invisibility kinda cancels out flying too because you can just walk onto any bus, flight, etc that you want free of charge.
     
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    To be able to fly would be the shit!
     
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    Invisible. I would pick flying but I'm clumsy and would prob crash in to a plane or a wire.
     
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    [​IMG]

    What really happens when jjr gets locked into a room.



    Hey. How did you get your named changed?

    Jarj. :jj:
     
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    this
     
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    Invisible without doubt. I would be going from bedroom to bedroom :c
     
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    Invisibility 4 sure
     
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    What does that even mean you senile old man?


    And I asked Dawg.
     
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    Invisible, but only if I can turn it on and off.
     
  19. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    Wow.. overwhelmingly invisibility so far. Bunch of deviants ;)
     
  20. Chaos

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    Fuck that! Throw a little super strength in the mix and I would be like Zod. The little trinkets the lesser creatures give each other would be of no importance to me.