Would you rather be black or jewish

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso England's Finest Gold

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    If you had to chose one.
     
  2. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Jewish

    :lo5:
     
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  3. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker FUCK YOU, CANCER Gold

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    I'd like to be Spaniard
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Black. Most definitely.
     
  5. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    How jewish? Just a regular person who happens to be jewish? sure. But if I had to do all that religious bullshit and practice all those silly traditions, I'd rather be black. Assuming you mean here and now, not during the slave days.
     
  6. gwartney

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    I want to be S ammy Davis Jr.

    Good Grief. Why are we censoring Sammy? (S ammy)
     
  7. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    I suppose if you throw in the "on average" qualifier, not some super rich or famous outlier. An average Jew (for your age and gender) vs. your average black:


    Your choices would be something like:


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    I'd go with the big J
     
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  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Jew
     
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    fuck this is tough. Jews seem to have it pretty good now. i think id go with that
     
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  10. Rod-Stroker

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    Sammy is censored ?
     
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    Rod-Stroker FUCK YOU, CANCER Gold

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    Is Saaammy a derogatory word ?
    How about Sambo ?
     
  12. Rod-Stroker

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    I would think Sambo is more of a slur than Saaammy but who the fuck am I to know.
     
  13. GoshGeeGolly

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    I rather enjoy a Passover gathering.
     
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    I'd be a jew as my best friends family is Jewish and growing up I was privy to the goings ons
     
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  15. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    :jj:
     
  17. Lucky Pierre

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    I would prefer a culture where families stay together, parents involved bigtime in your education, demanding good grades, demanding high expectations for a career, expectations that you follow the law, etc.

    On the other hand, it would be great to be able to dunk, especially two-hand reverse and I would like to have a monster cock. However, black women have it tough in our society. Nobody really wants to fuck them. If your choice included being a black woman, I think you'd get different answers.
     
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  18. BrulesRules

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    hot women like lots of money more than bbc...so I'll say jewish.
     
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    I want to be a Hebro.
     
  20. larryluncg

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    you are a little black guy now. angry black