Would you rather be black or jewish

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso England's Finest Gold

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    If you had to chose one.
     
  2. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Jewish

    :lo5:
     
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  3. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour Gold

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    I'd like to be Spaniard
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Black. Most definitely.
     
  5. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    How jewish? Just a regular person who happens to be jewish? sure. But if I had to do all that religious bullshit and practice all those silly traditions, I'd rather be black. Assuming you mean here and now, not during the slave days.
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I want to be S ammy Davis Jr.

    Good Grief. Why are we censoring Sammy? (S ammy)
     
  7. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    I suppose if you throw in the "on average" qualifier, not some super rich or famous outlier. An average Jew (for your age and gender) vs. your average black:


    Your choices would be something like:


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    I'd go with the big J
     
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  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Jew
     
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    fuck this is tough. Jews seem to have it pretty good now. i think id go with that
     
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  10. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour Gold

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    Sammy is censored ?
     
  11. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour Gold

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    Is Saaammy a derogatory word ?
    How about Sambo ?
     
  12. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour Gold

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    I would think Sambo is more of a slur than Saaammy but who the fuck am I to know.
     
  13. GoshGeeGolly

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    I rather enjoy a Passover gathering.
     
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    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour Gold

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    I'd be a jew as my best friends family is Jewish and growing up I was privy to the goings ons
     
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  15. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ

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    :jj:
     
  17. Lucky Pierre

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    I would prefer a culture where families stay together, parents involved bigtime in your education, demanding good grades, demanding high expectations for a career, expectations that you follow the law, etc.

    On the other hand, it would be great to be able to dunk, especially two-hand reverse and I would like to have a monster cock. However, black women have it tough in our society. Nobody really wants to fuck them. If your choice included being a black woman, I think you'd get different answers.
     
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  18. BrulesRules

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    hot women like lots of money more than bbc...so I'll say jewish.
     
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    I want to be a Hebro.
     
  20. larryluncg

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    you are a little black guy now. angry black