Would you rather be married to a blind person or a deaf person?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Jan 24, 2016.

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  1. Blind

    18 vote(s)
    26.9%
  2. Deaf

    35 vote(s)
    52.2%
  3. Chriza is almost 40 and cums in his pants over going to Disney

    22 vote(s)
    32.8%
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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'll take blind all day.
     
  2. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Gotta go with deaf.
     
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  3. AmishGirl

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    Blind. We had a deaf convention at the hotel once & they were all (ok, mostly) very mean people.
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Why so mean?
     
  5. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Divorced
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...neither one.
     
  7. You Knew!

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    Deaf because I know ASL.
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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  9. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Seems like he lost something down her pants.
     
  10. AmishGirl

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    I'm not sure, but everyone in the hotel commented on it. We were all pretty relieved when the conference was over.
     
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    bob, gotta go with mute :dance2:
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...because they cant hear. duh.
     
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  13. Shivvy

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    :doh:
     
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    deaf people don't need as much help getting around. being blind is more of a tragedy.
     
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    Seems like being married to a deaf person would require less care than a blind one :dontknow:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Well, the person who is attracted to me must be blind!

     
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    My current wife sees and hears everything, and I mean everything. So, I'll take anything as long as all her plumbing is in order.
     
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  19. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    The care thing I don't care about. If I love you, I'll wipe your ass for you if need be, but I rather be with someone watching a movie, going to the beach, etc. I just think visual sense is something that's better. You can enjoy the same thing and have the same reactions, etc. Just my thought. :dontknow:
     
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  20. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    He's not a real man unless he sucked his fingers afterwards:no: