Would you rather be Wolverine, Iron Man or Thor?

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  1. JessOnCrack

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    New Iron Man movie coming this weekend plus a new Wolverine and Thor coming out sometime this year!

    If you could have any of their powers who would you choose to be and why?
    You can pick other Xmen as well...

    Wolverine: bad ass claws that can cut through anything and regeneration
    Iron Man: cool suit and can fly
    Thor: is a king (i think) and has that bad ass hammer
     
  2. Big Bird

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    Wolverine is such a badass. But if I was to choose any of the three I would take Iron man. Rich superhero, get to bang all kinds of good looking broads, cant knock that lifestyle. :cool:
     
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    Where's the poll Jess?

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  4. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    I don't know how to make one :( or add my pic or do much else!
     
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    Iron Man's super rich. He can get any broad if he wants. He could easily throw Gwyneth Paltrow off of a cliff and get away with it.

    Thor's a god, but I didn't see much pussy on Asgard. Kind of a sausage party.

    Wolverine's short, hairy and probably couldn't jerk off without cutting his cock off (albeit temporarily).

    Easy answer, Tony Stark.
     
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    Iron Man gets most poosie
     
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    Wolverines mutant healing factor makes him age slowly. Bad ass claws, almost impossible to kill , extremely long life span. Wolverine is the obvious choice imo.
     
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    Oh you mean the most beautiful woman in the world. :jj:
     
  9. JessOnCrack

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    As a woman I like the fact your choices are based on who you think get's the most pussy lol.
     
  10. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    But hes only going to live another 30 or 40 years

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    You might want to watch the movie again.

    If your immortal you have plenty of time and opportunity to become rich and trade in your 30 year old for a new 25 year old every 5 years for centurys
     
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    :winner:
     
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    Wolverine can't masturbate without slicing his own dick off
    Thor can't masturbate without breaking his own dick off
    Iron man can't masturbate because he's constantly surrounded by giant piles of cash and pussy.

    Iron man it is.
     
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    You're putting a lot of stock in living forever...
     
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    Captain America is the best pure "super hero" in either Marvel or DC imo. Steve Rogers is ALL the best qualities of Batman, Wolverine, and Superman rolled into one. More tireless selfless integrity than any one of them. Most of Marvel lore the only one worthy to lift Thor's hammer and actually use it.

    AND the only distinction of a super hero VOLUNTEERING to become one and not wrought by an accident or personal tragedy. As well as the best hand to hand combatant and leader in either universe. The only one that can tell Wolverine, Thor, or the Hulk to STFU and they'll listen.


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    Wolverine seems to go for either japs or red heads.

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    i dont have that much comic book history or have even seen all the movies but captain america seems SOOOO lame to me! all he has is that lame-o sheild
     
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    Why not the longer you work on making money the easier it is to make more on what you have. Plus do you think looking like this will ever go out of style with the ladies?
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    Thor has ROCKSTAR HAIR!!!!
     
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    Wolverine

    The adamantium bones, claws and healing factor would make me the ultimate badass. Also, my healing factor would allow me to recover a minute after I fucked whoever I was fucking. So I could literally fuck all night.

    Forget Iron Man's millions, I'd make my own. I'd become an MMA fight and enter the UFC. I'd be unbeatable. The endorsement deals would be through the roof. Also, I could smoke cigarettes with no worry of cancer and drink a bottle of JD a night without having to worry about hangovers or kidney damage.

    I don't see any downside of being Wolverine...other than being Canadian.