Would you rather fart crazy glue or have a dick nose?

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  1. Zelda

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    I demand answers!
     
  2. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...yeah no look. farting crazy glue is fine as long as you wipe with acetone and around here having a dick for a nose is probably going to facilitate being able to suck your own dick so, youre going to have to make the quiries more complex. :hat:
     
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  3. Zelda

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    But it's a micro dick.
     
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    Who knew someone could make me miss bennymuso's threads. :dontknow:
     
  5. Zelda

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    Don't get it twisted. Mine are way more interesting.
     
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    ...somebodys bored. where is your husband and why isnt he banging the goofy questions out of you?
     
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  7. Zelda

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    Lol. Good question. Be back in 15.
     
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    Who the fuck are you??
    You sure as hell ain't a female
    :bigthink
     
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    ha, look! it finally started working.
     
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    I'd rather fart crazy glue. At least then I'd be normal 90% of the time. With a dick nose I'd always look ridiculous.
     
  11. Pooh bear

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    Are you two in it together?
     
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    perv.
     
  13. Joeyjoejoe

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    Does said nose grow in excitement?
     
  14. Zelda

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    I defintely am.
     
  15. Zelda

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    Negative.
     
  16. Zelda

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    Nope, but thanks for your question.
     
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    So I'd never have to buy crazy glue again?
     
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  18. Zelda

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    I'm back. Still got goofy questions though. I thought that's what this board is now. That's all I see. I just don't want to feel left out is all. My apologies.

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  19. Zelda

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    Nope.
     
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    Is it good crazy glue? I could bottle it and sell it. Could be lucrative.