Would you rather give your Mom or your Dad an orgasm?

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  1. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Gun to your head. Taking the bullet is not an option.
     
  2. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Yes. I stole this from Tosh.
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    that's some fucked up kinda shit, bro. We don't talk about things like that around here.
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Dad. He died 30 years ago.
     
  5. chrissy

    chrissy Fuck You!

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    wtf
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Dad
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I used to ask this all the time, except it was: Have a threesome with mom and sister, or give your dad a blowjob
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    i'd have a 3some with your mom and sister.
     
  9. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    What if you found he could only cum from anal stimulation?
     
  10. gwartney

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    My mom had me before female orgasms were discovered.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    I would always ask, "would you rather give the first 99% of a blow job or last 1%"?
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Don't care. I am not fucking my Mom and sister, I don't care how gay I sound. :jj:
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Would you blow me for a thousand dollars, cash?

    Well, give me $5 worth right now.