Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic, Aug 28, 2014.
Gun to your head. Taking the bullet is not an option.
Yes. I stole this from Tosh.
that's some fucked up kinda shit, bro. We don't talk about things like that around here.
Dad. He died 30 years ago.
I used to ask this all the time, except it was: Have a threesome with mom and sister, or give your dad a blowjob
i'd have a 3some with your mom and sister.
What if you found he could only cum from anal stimulation?
My mom had me before female orgasms were discovered.
I would always ask, "would you rather give the first 99% of a blow job or last 1%"?
Don't care. I am not fucking my Mom and sister, I don't care how gay I sound.
Would you blow me for a thousand dollars, cash?
Well, give me $5 worth right now.