Would you rather have a "10" give you a hand job or a "5" give you anything and everything?

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  1. Flabo

    Flabo Well-Known Member

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    Got into this discussion with a friend after he commented on the Lammar situation and that he saw the girls involved and thought they were not good looking for the price he supposedly paid($75k). I said you are paying a premium that the girls are clean for one and I thought some privacy(Mr. Hoff should keep his mouth shut). Anyways we were debating weather if it was for the same price would you want a "10" for a hand job or a "5" for access to everything. I think I would go for the 5, the hand job thing doesn't interest me, I have two hands for free, and I think I would just be thinking how I would want her to do something more and get annoyed that it was only her hand.
     
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    Sophie's choice.

    I need some time to think about this one.
     
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    Hand jobs were exciting.....in middle school.

    Let me tie the 5 up and whip her with a hard salami.
     
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    I would rather have a "10" give me a handjob. I would rather be gang-sodomized by homeless men than have any sexual relation with a woman under a "6.5"...
     
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    Depends. Is the 10 naked? Is she talking dirty? Can I touch her?

    Need details before answering this very important question.
     
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    I'll take the 5 so I can donkey punch her.
     
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    I'll take a 10, to even just watch me whackkkk off. Never really had a 10 before
     
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    She's talking and topless, T-O-P-L-E-S-S
     
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    Can I touch her?
     
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    Not sure if those Hof skanks even rate a 5.
     
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    Can I make out with her or suck on her titties?
     
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    This thread is gonna be HOT! I can already tell!
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    too many variables
     
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    good sex > masturbating with a chick's body
     
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    10 handjob. . No shame once you're finished
     
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    5. Close your eyes and they're all 10's
     
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    the 10. I wont settle for anything less :grad:

    In fact keep the handjob I'll just do myself to pics of the 10 :jackoff:
     
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    What is example from a five? Ten? In opinions
     
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    Are you sure that you're not :sheik: