Would you rather have eyes that look like buttholes or have cat shit breath all the time?

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  1. Zelda

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    I need to know
     
  2. John Mahlin

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    Can I have a nose that looks like a dick instead?
     
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  3. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    I can't tell you how many times I've been asked this question.
     
  4. Zelda

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    Nope.
     
  5. Zelda

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    3?
     
  6. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Well... Yes
     
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  7. Zelda

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    I'm good at guessing.
     
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  8. John Mahlin

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    Damn, I could have been Owen Wilson.
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    doesn't matter. they're both great icebreakers.
     
  10. Zelda

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    Maybe I will include that in my next would you rather. If you are lucky. Stay tuned.
     
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    This gives a whole new meaning to eating pussy.
     
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    He's gross.
     
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    I'd rather have cat shit breath than brown eyes.
     
  14. Zelda

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    Buttholes might look cool, no?