Would you rather have High Pitch Eric's life or ETM?

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    To be a disgusting, fat, gum bleeding, sweaty hand, leachy homo

    Or a grumpy midget

    ??
     
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    Etm
     
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    deep thoughts.....HPE seems like he enjoys being a piece of shit whereas ETM is just a miserable little dude that has severe medical issues.......

    High Pitch :facepalm:
     
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    I'm going insane here trying to make the choice!!! :nutz:
     
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    HPE lives in a place on Arthur Ave. in the Bronx now that he gets a monthly check from his mom's estate, stuffs his face with italian food, has no responsibilities and is a subway ride from anything going on in NYC, ETM is stuck in that chair and has to have that Jan guy wipe his ass and if he want to go anywhere the travel arrangements are insane. HPE easily.
     
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  8. Senator Rick

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    Seriously -HPE gets the occasional pity fuck. For free.
    ETM has to pay through the club foot.
     
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    Well put
     
  10. jaybrook07

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    If I was HPE I could change his life around by living right, working out relentlessly and by not scamming people..

    All the stem cells in the world couldn't cure this:

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    HPE has the ability to be successful in life. ETM does not.

    So yeah, I'd much rather be Fred the Elephant Boy.
     
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    neither, although HPE is at the Yankee game tonight with Lori..
     
  13. Mister Joshua

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    High Pitch Eric. He is retarded enough to be unaware of his shitty existance. Whereas, the midget is well aware of his handicap and how his life is fucked. Ignorance is bliss.
     
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    HPE. But I'd still kill myself.
     
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    Hpe ftw