Would you rather Howard have sex with your mom or Beth bang your dad?

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  1. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    I think I'd like to give my old man a run at Beth. I don't think she's the crazy type in the sack so I think his heart would be safe. But then again Howard would use a rubber on my mom so I know she'd be safe too.

    Thoughts?
     
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    Id let my dog hump Bianca
     
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    I see, would you let Apple bone your dog?
     
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    My dad did a lot of business in the Netherlands in the early 90s, so he prob already fucked her.
     
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    My dad was a part time fruit, so I'd rather my pops banged Howard....and took pictures....which he willed to me before he died.
     
  6. Splash

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    Nice!

    My mom's been missing every Thrusday, Friday, most Wednesday's and about 12 whole weeks a year.

    She's probably doing Beth's laundry.
     
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    Id rather have howard bang my mom. If he had a kid, hed have to give my family marbles for child support.


    Beth banging my dad on the other hand, will only produce a kid without a brain that also doesnt want to be famous
     
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    I hadn't thought of this one :bigthink:
     
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    Everyone is thinking hard tonight.
     
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    Howard and Banging shouldn't be used in the same sentence .
     
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    Wouldn't be weird for my old man to fuck Beth considering he is only 2 months older than Howard. Mother is a cheating cunt so it wouldn't be weird for her to fuck Ben either.
     
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    Oh my
     
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    My folks have been dead for 15 years. It's a moot point...

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    I wouldnt want beth to bang my dad. We cant build a stable for the baby.
     
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    Pwned! :jj:
     
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    I forgot Spazz was old. Now I feel bad. :tears:
     
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    What can I say after being used as the cover story (along with my sis) for her infidelities in my youth (7-10 yrs old)? Leaves quite the mark, lol.
     
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    Has your dad banged chicks hotter than Beth?


    OMG, Game of Thrones is on. Quenn Cersie is so hot!
     
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    So how much is Howard gonna pay my mom? I will whore her out for the right price.
     
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    Damn, you and Spazz are making this thread less fun than one of this fucking dog dying threads