Would you rather.... seriously!!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Howards Slow Toilet, Jun 1, 2015.

  1. Howards Slow Toilet

    Howards Slow Toilet Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    435
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2015
    Messages:
    754
    Likes Received:
    1,165
    Go down on Robin for a half an hour or eat three grapes out of Caitlen Jenner's Asshole?
     
  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

    Reputations:
    131,684
    Joined:
    May 12, 2013
    Messages:
    32,925
    Likes Received:
    73,144
    The Shed is SO much fun! :no:
     
    Turkeyneck, LaserT, Dorb and 4 others like this.
  3. kinneyjames

    kinneyjames Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    5,677
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2014
    Messages:
    3,711
    Likes Received:
    7,847
    I'll take Robin's snatch, thank you.
     
  4. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    8,257
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2012
    Messages:
    14,988
    Likes Received:
    24,608
    Is Jenner's asshole clean, like he just showered properly or is it after he's been walking around all day? Are they good grapes?
     
  5. Howards Slow Toilet

    Howards Slow Toilet Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    435
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2015
    Messages:
    754
    Likes Received:
    1,165
    Walmart Grapes.....Jenner took 2 dumps but used wipes!
     
  6. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    8,257
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2012
    Messages:
    14,988
    Likes Received:
    24,608
    Once I do it, will it be kept private or is everyone gonna know? I'm leaning towards just eating the grapes and getting it over with and just not thinking about it ever again. 30 minutes is a long time. Do I have to really get in there or can I just tongue at it from a couple inches away?
     
    BeerCanThick likes this.
  7. Rockside7

    Rockside7 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    65,625
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    11,970
    Likes Received:
    25,709
    This gentleman makes a good argument for the ass.

     
    skunk anansie and BeerCanThick like this.
  8. John Walker

    John Walker Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2013
    Messages:
    685
    Likes Received:
    803
    Cancer snatch or trans-hole. My god, man.
     
    reno and Scarlett Ohara like this.
  9. check1

    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    14,985
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2013
    Messages:
    13,950
    Likes Received:
    17,146
    What kind of grapes?
     
    Scarlett Ohara likes this.
  10. Mike Huntslooce

    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions

    Reputations:
    384
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2014
    Messages:
    5,180
    Likes Received:
    15,275
    Tough choice, but I think I'd eat the grapes.
     
    Scarlett Ohara likes this.
  11. TheJackiePuppet

    TheJackiePuppet Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    597
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2014
    Messages:
    468
    Likes Received:
    1,217
    Sorry, I vote suicide! I couldn't look myself in the mirror ever again knowing what I had done.:suicide:
     
    Captain likes this.
  12. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    22,372
    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2013
    Messages:
    14,411
    Likes Received:
    34,005
    vagina over man ass

    that's just how I roll I suppose
     
  13. Mike Huntslooce

    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions

    Reputations:
    384
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2014
    Messages:
    5,180
    Likes Received:
    15,275
    Me too, but Robin is so fucking disgusting.
     
  14. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

    Reputations:
    43,925
    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2013
    Messages:
    47,021
    Likes Received:
    36,981
    I'll take a portion of bullet to my brain please.
     
    Turkeyneck and Mike Huntslooce like this.
  15. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2012
    Messages:
    2,195
    Likes Received:
    5,809
    Seeded or seedless grapes? It makes a difference.
     
    Dorb likes this.
  16. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at? VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    41,819
    Joined:
    Oct 23, 2014
    Messages:
    7,732
    Likes Received:
    8,652
    Can I do both?
     
    Dorb and Captain like this.
  17. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    13,179
    Likes Received:
    20,289

    I am so glad I am not in the penitentiary.
     
    Rockside7 likes this.
  18. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    42,962
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    14,798
    Likes Received:
    44,483
    At least Robin's a girl. It would be the longest half hour of my life.
     
    Dorb likes this.
  19. MorningSong13

    MorningSong13 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    4,635
    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2013
    Messages:
    2,828
    Likes Received:
    7,583
    The obsession with Bruce Jenner today is far weirder than what Bruce Jenner is actually doing to himself.
     
  20. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    8,257
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2012
    Messages:
    14,988
    Likes Received:
    24,608
    I agree.
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew likes this.