Would you rather.... seriously!!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Howards Slow Toilet, Jun 1, 2015.

  1. Howards Slow Toilet

    Howards Slow Toilet Well-Known Member

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    Go down on Robin for a half an hour or eat three grapes out of Caitlen Jenner's Asshole?
     
  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    The Shed is SO much fun! :no:
     
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    kinneyjames Well-Known Member

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    I'll take Robin's snatch, thank you.
     
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    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    Is Jenner's asshole clean, like he just showered properly or is it after he's been walking around all day? Are they good grapes?
     
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    Howards Slow Toilet Well-Known Member

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    Walmart Grapes.....Jenner took 2 dumps but used wipes!
     
  6. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    Once I do it, will it be kept private or is everyone gonna know? I'm leaning towards just eating the grapes and getting it over with and just not thinking about it ever again. 30 minutes is a long time. Do I have to really get in there or can I just tongue at it from a couple inches away?
     
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    This gentleman makes a good argument for the ass.

     
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    Cancer snatch or trans-hole. My god, man.
     
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    What kind of grapes?
     
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    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions

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    Tough choice, but I think I'd eat the grapes.
     
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    Sorry, I vote suicide! I couldn't look myself in the mirror ever again knowing what I had done.:suicide:
     
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    vagina over man ass

    that's just how I roll I suppose
     
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    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions

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    Me too, but Robin is so fucking disgusting.
     
  14. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I'll take a portion of bullet to my brain please.
     
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  15. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    Seeded or seedless grapes? It makes a difference.
     
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  16. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    Can I do both?
     
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    I am so glad I am not in the penitentiary.
     
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    At least Robin's a girl. It would be the longest half hour of my life.
     
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    The obsession with Bruce Jenner today is far weirder than what Bruce Jenner is actually doing to himself.
     
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    I agree.
     
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