would you rather sit on a cake and eat a dick or sit on a dick and eat a cake?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V, Nov 27, 2015.

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would you rather sit on a cake and eat a dick or sit on a dick and eat a cake?

  1. sit on cake and eat a dick

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  2. sit on a dick and eat a cake

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  1. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    tough question
    poll to follow
     
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  2. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    I'll go with option 3 -- I'll eat some pie while you choke on the cake and dick.
     
  3. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    another yawner from the mods
     
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  4. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Don't be all mad mad.
     
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  5. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    this is not a hard question at all
     
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  6. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

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    Both?
     
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  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    You're trying to trick us into admitting we're gay.
     
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  8. gilaet

    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    This ain't craigslist, pal.
     
  9. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    mods plz make results public and you will redeem yourselves ITT
     
  10. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    Can I eat Dick Nixon's cake?[​IMG]
     
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  11. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Which one were you more successful at?
     
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  12. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Is this some Canadian Thanksgiving tradition?
     
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  13. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    :wub:
     
  14. Charon

    Charon Soulless

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    This is the correct response.
     
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  15. gilaet

    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    I guess we know what you settled on for lunch.
    :shifty:
     
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  16. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Is this the drezzer thread?
     
  17. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Voted.
     
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  18. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member DawgShed News

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    Not for us, no. :jj:
     
  19. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member DawgShed News

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    Fuck that. I want my cake.
     
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  20. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    How big of a dick are we talking here? And what flavor cake?