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  1. Beth143nacho

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    As you're walking somewhere, you suddenly find yourself in contact with a group of insane people. Where you are, how you encounter them, how many of them there are, and the other details along those lines depend on which group you're facing.

    If it was a group of white dudes, you'd likely have wandered in a field or were walking down the dirt road when their pickup drove past you. You would've known your ultimate fate when the brake lights flashed as soon as they went by...

    On the other hand, a gang of blaeks would likely be encountered as you were walking down a city sidewalk, and decided to glance down an alley the wrong way...

    What mattered isn't the how, it's the who. Every race has it's insane clique that everyone wants to forget about...

    The question: which group would you most (or least) want to encounter in such a way.

    Me, I can deal with whites, blacks, Mexicans etc... South Koreans, on the other hand... Those fuckers had a helluva reputation in nam. When the RoKs came, you were fucked hard with sandy Vaseline.
     
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    Btw this isn't limited to race... Any group applies
     
  3. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I'd rather encounter the Targitians .... they're obviously reptilian, therefore can be easily dissuaded by throwing crickets at them.
     
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    Kitties are the obvious choice here!

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    .....WHITE kitties!! #Yoda
     
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    .....The blacks on the other hand....

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  6. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    :dancin::dancin:
    Practically no Koreans here:dancin:
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Like you said depends on the situation. I for one tend to avoid the blleacks in large groups under the influence of pcp. That bein said, I can't see myself bumping into a bunch of white kids high on meth. Either way, any skin color, if confronted I'm hitting first. Attempting to break whatever opening I see first, usually something below the waist. best to avoid all youngsters high on drugs and testosterone and low on intelligence, you might end up getting stuck with something rusted or shot.
     
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    One in the chamber with a topped-off magazine, spare magazine ready to go. At times as described skin color is of no matter.