Would you rather...?

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  1. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    I played this game a lot in the kitchen in many a job.

    RULES:

    Think of the most disgusting thing you can, then think of something equally disgusting as an alternative to the first.
    OR! Just think of two really tough choices to make...doesn't have to be disgusting. The harder to choose the better.

    You MUST answer one or the other

    You MUST think of one for the next person



    Actually, I suck at this game.
    But there are many here who would be great at it, so here goes!

    I'll start!

    Would you rather let MONK unleash a bloody Tabasco Chex Mix shit on your chest...or let Tyson worship your asshole for a few hours?
    this one is a no-brainer for me :woowoo:
     
  2. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Looks like I gotta go prep a shit for ya. :surprised:
     
  3. TYSON

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    Would you rather shoot your load all over Wing's cherries or let Tyson worship your ass for hours?
     
  5. TYSON

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    :facepalm:
     
  6. Wing

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    You guys suck at this game :what:
     
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    Everyone's scared to answer :jj:
     
  8. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    The question is:
    Answer it and think of a new one, fuck's sake
     
  9. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Ok then, I'd rather shit on myself.

    Would you rather have Snappy rest his balls on your chin whilst singing the Beatles or have Ty smother u with his ass whilst singing a Boston song?
     
  10. TYSON

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    Whatever way I answer this, Monk will still laugh at me so I will worship my own asshole.
    At least my whole asshole doesn't fall out :hhh:

    Would you rather drink a cup of your buddy's piss or have a dildo stuck up your ass in front of everyone?
     
  11. HowieCalbo

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    What the hell is going on here?!!
    :facepalm:
     
  12. PullMyFinger

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    Guess I'm the lucky guy that gets to answer two questions to catch the thread back up. :facepalm:

    Monk's is definitely the more difficult of the two, but I gotta go with Tyson ass smothering. For some reason, balls on chin just seems way gayer.

    Tyson's is easy. Piss would always win. Hell, I'd even gargle, rinse and repeat before I would stick a dildo in my butt.

    Would you rather lose one thumb(choice is yours) or give up viewing any type of porn for the rest of your life?
     
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    "I gots ta know"

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    i thought you were better than this wing....

    i was wrong
     
  15. HowieCalbo

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    :jj: :jj:


    That's a lot of doubs you got there sipz.
     
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    would u rather b old or b a chick?





    SUICIDE
     
  17. HowieCalbo

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    :ustfu:
     
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    Would you rather have Calbo sing Mexican ranchero music to you or let Tyson worship your asshole for a few hours?
     
  19. HowieCalbo

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    I would do both to GHP. At the same time. :c
     
  20. TYSON

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    :lol:

    :facepalm: