Would you really date Beth?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mr. Potato Head, Dec 7, 2014.

  1. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I would. If she wasn't a shallow, gold digging, herpes infested whore.

    :madsex:
     
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    Artie Laugh ****

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  3. jett

    jett Active Member

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    FUCK no.....She's unblievably unnatractive just straight up looks wise to me.

    She really does have a ton of very manly horse looking features.

    Those Bolt-ons are a deal breaker in and of itself, the face is the dagger.

    Foul Foul bitch.
     
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    Meh. Even without that, there's the man hands, gorilla jaw, legs of a dude and pesky polish sausage. Oh, and terrible fake tits.
     
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    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Yeah. I bet her pussy is tight as FUCK!
     
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    What about "Beth Ostrosky" back in her *party girl* man hunting way pre-Stern relations days.

    So many stories.
    Way too many secrets.
     
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    Nope.
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Good point! She knows how to handle some dee eye see, Kay?



    I'll bet she can pump you off before you even know what happened.
     
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  9. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    There are plenty of reasons that I find Beffus undesirable. But tops on my list? She presents as a woman who is asexual. She has 0.0 sex appeal as far as I'm concerned. Sex probably repulses her (even with Nacho). Number one on my list is a woman who's sexually responsive. Beffus? Unless I miss my guess, she just doesn't have it in her.
     
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    With Howard's divorce money, yes. Without it, still yes
     
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    No way - the fucking you'd get is nothing like the fucking you're going to get...

    Besides being phony, vapid, delusional, shallow, scheming, disingenuous, self-serving, narcissist, dolt, hypocritical, multiple failed tv host, undeserved red carpet walker, continues to lie about her modoe "career", self-admitted serial cheater, for decades during all her previous relationships (of course except for Wiggy), vindictive, crass, leather wearing (inc. shoes, jackets, skirts, dresses, belts, designer handbags, etc.) animoe activist, tasteless, classless, and stunted emotional growth, i'm sure she's a great person, and Wiggy is a lucky guy to have her.

    Did i miss anything? I purposely didn't include the bountiful gifts that include her face, hair, teeth and gums, wonky eye, breasts (almost can't tell they're fake), hands, joker smile, voice, flippers, etc.
     
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  12. Mr. Potato Head

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    :lol:
     
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    Whoa - what just happened? Must have been a stream of conciseness. Thanks for the thread - lots of low hanging fruit to pick from!
     
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    Considering Howard Stern is super famous and Beth has no interest in fame speaks volumes. If she accepted my invitation I would love to take her to Outback or other similar high end eatery.
     
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    She's too fuckin' stupid...You'd have to have the intellect of a 9 yo to converse and relate to her
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    She says she cheats on everyone. I'm as loyal as loyal can be.

    No way, Jose.
     
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    I think this is accurate, she's asexual. I'm sure she put out for dudes pre-Howard, getting "too much teeth" on the blowjobs she gave Brian Van Holt and all the other B and C listers she tried latching onto while waiting around on sets hoping for a shot as an extra, but these days she only achieves cervical moisture when she's either hoofing it down a red carpet pretending like she belongs there, or waving her arms around for a contractor explaining how everything needs to go with the 10 million dollar closet reboot.

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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    This

    I feel the same way about Taylor Swift
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    If I was in the market for a new quarter horse, but I have a car.