would you sell your Area 51 property to Uncle Sam?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Se suelto el diablo Gold

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    Good for them, especially after the mysterious explosion. I'd string them along, make them take me to court, then cash in before they take it from me. I'd defecate and ejaculate and leave hooker corpses and broken syringes all over the property. And you?

    LAS VEGAS – The U.S. Air Force is giving an ultimatum to owners of a remote Nevada property that over time has been surrounded by a vast bombing range including the super-secret Area 51.

    They're being told to take a $5.2 million "last best offer" for their property by Thursday -- or the government will seize it through condemnation.

    The owners include descendants of a couple who lost their hardscrabble mining enterprise after the Air Force moved in in the 1940s. Nuclear tests then began in 1951, their mine mill mysteriously exploded in 1954 and they ran out of money to seek reparations from the government in 1959.

    Family representatives say they'll reject the deal -- at least for now.

    Air Force officials are calling it a matter of national security.

    Family members say the site is a symbol of their grandparents' and great-grandparents' blood, sweat and tears.
     
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    hmmmm 5million to gtfo or you get thrown out on your ass anyway, for free

    let me get back to you on this.
     
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    Tell them you'll trade it for that ship Will Smith used to destroy the aliens in Independence Day.
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    not to mention the years of nuclear fallout


    ...the keys are under the mat
     
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    the red box is area 51 complex.
     
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    i would push my grandparents down a flight of stairs for 5.2 million
     
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    The reason the government wants to keep Groom Lake, Area 51 etc. secret is that it's a total ecological disaster area.
     
  8. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    And yet you're still asking what to do with a dead hooker. Seems like you already know what to do.
     
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    Are the Russians offering them $6 million or sumpthin?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I've been on the road which goes to Area 51. I decided to scare the shit out of a buddy of mine when we were out to Vegas one year. The jeeps were heading our way when I turned around and high-tailed it.

    It's the middle of the desert and there's nothing but scrub and rocks around there.
     
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    well that is what got me into this mess to begin with
     
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    sometimes you say fuck you and I'll fight your ass into the ground

    sometimes someone offers you 5 million for a shitfest


    sometimes you go with the cash I reckon
     
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    Bottom line the govt can take your property for just about any reason.
    Sucks but deal w it
     
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    Quicker than you can say alien autopsy.
     
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    Fckn stubborn morons, take the money and move to key west
     
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    I've known about "eminent domain" since junior high.
    Not sure what these idiots are fighting about.
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    what would cousin eddie do?
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    Really, just negotiate with the Feds. Get no taxes for a few years or maybe lifetime memberships to all the national parks and museums or get lifetime no checks at TSA checkpoints for you and your family.
     
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    area 51 is actual owned by Lockheed Martin aka skunkworks diversion and they use area to test new military aircraft.

     
  20. jett

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    For Fuck Sakes...couldn't you have had the common decency to use a spoiler tag?