Would you stand in a room filled with your lifetime fart exhaust for 10 min for $5,000?

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  1. Napoleon V

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    I'm trying to come up with game show ideas
     
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    absolutely.
     
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    I love my own brand.
     
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    Should be 5 minutes for $5,000, 10 minutes for 10,000 and so on. Makes it more game showy.
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Sure.
     
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    You can do better.
     
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    It's hard to convey odor on TV.
     
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    You would die so thats impossible
     
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    smellavision
     
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    No, no he can't.
     
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    Only if you're a puss about it
     
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    It would be a hit in Japan
     
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    Everyone can tolerate their own. I'll do it for $500.
     
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    I smelled rotting flesh the other day I think it was a dead homeless person rotting away next to the railroad tracks on High St in Oakland this is an odor I haven't smelled in many years it was a very offensive stench.

    No amount of money would make me want to inhale that .
     
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    There would be no oxygen in the room
     
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    What did it smell like? Fried bologna? That is what I imagine dead human flesh to smell like.
     
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  19. Napoleon V

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    Surely there's a bit of oxygen in a fart
     
  20. Napoleon V

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    A typical breakdown of the chemical composition of farts is:
    • Nitrogen: 20-90%
    • Hydrogen: 0-50% (flammable)
    • Carbon dioxide: 10-30%
    • Oxygen: 0-10%
    • Methane: 0-10% (flammable)
     
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