Would you still be my friend if my name was Mark Mayonnaise?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Hey guys how was your weekend? :smile:


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  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    yah
     
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  3. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    who dat
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Working My Nuts Off VIP

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    That name certainly cuts the mustard with me!
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Kendall Jenner duh

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    She's pretty.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Finishing up my Kwanzaa shopping.
     
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    Will you be my friend and watch this? The cat says "diabeetus"


     
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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I'm already your friend but you'll have to wait a bit so I can bump the volume the way you bump your bean when you see high school boys
     
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    That dude in her av is 14.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Did you have a Christmas list this year Chriza? If so what's on it? :munch:
     
  13. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Sure why not.
     
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  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I went to the beach, saw the shit out of Star Wars, me and Miss Chriza got sick off of extra butter in our popcorn, had some lovely eggs Benedict, watched football, and all in all was just my Chriza self
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    I did all my Christmas shopping yesterday and had a crazy panic attack at barns and noble. I almost passed out.
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I didn't actually make one. I have a short list of toys I'm gonna buy myself after the holidays though

    Oh and I last second bought Miss Chriza something but I can't say what
     
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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    That's my favorite bookstore if I saw you do that I'd just keep reading
     
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    I would love to play with that little handful of titties.
     
  19. BrulesRules

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    Fair enough, I got my dad Fallout 4 for PS4..hopefully he likes it.
     
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  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh and I dropped my phone into a toilet full of piss
     
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