Would you still be my friend if my name was Mark Mayonnaise?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Dec 21, 2015.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Hey guys how was your weekend? :smile:


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  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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    yah
     
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  3. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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    who dat
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal That’s my cape! VIP

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    That name certainly cuts the mustard with me!
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Kendall Jenner duh

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  6. Real

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    She's pretty.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Finishing up my Kwanzaa shopping.
     
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    Will you be my friend and watch this? The cat says "diabeetus"


     
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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm already your friend but you'll have to wait a bit so I can bump the volume the way you bump your bean when you see high school boys
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    That dude in her av is 14.
     
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  12. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Did you have a Christmas list this year Chriza? If so what's on it? :munch:
     
  13. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Sure why not.
     
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  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I went to the beach, saw the shit out of Star Wars, me and Miss Chriza got sick off of extra butter in our popcorn, had some lovely eggs Benedict, watched football, and all in all was just my Chriza self
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    I did all my Christmas shopping yesterday and had a crazy panic attack at barns and noble. I almost passed out.
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I didn't actually make one. I have a short list of toys I'm gonna buy myself after the holidays though

    Oh and I last second bought Miss Chriza something but I can't say what
     
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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's my favorite bookstore if I saw you do that I'd just keep reading
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 tbct strong VIP

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    I would love to play with that little handful of titties.
     
  19. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Fair enough, I got my dad Fallout 4 for PS4..hopefully he likes it.
     
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  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Oh and I dropped my phone into a toilet full of piss
     
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