Conspiracy Would you take a 6inch dildo for ten minutes

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Jan 11, 2019.

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Would you take the dildo

  1. Yes

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  1. a mysterious man

    a mysterious man Well-Known Member

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    What the fuck, dude.

    Who thinks of this shit?

    Maybe...
     
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  2. FOXXXONE

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    The woman of my dreams wouldn't fuck a dude that has had a dildo in his ass
     
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  3. Vidiot

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    I'm doing one right now.
     
  4. MarcusAurelius

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    girl of your dreams or the dildo?
     
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    The rules probably allow you to take the dildo out of your ass, before you actually begin fucking the woman of your dreams. I think you just have to have it in there for ten minutes at some point prior.
     
  8. MarcusAurelius

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    And no requirement to mention said dildo to anyone.
     
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    Foxy Di. I love her.



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    Double-sided dildo so we can do each other simultaneously. Ronnie the Limo Driver is selling them via mail order.
     
  11. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Okay, motherfucker! Gold

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    Yyyyeeeahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Ass treeks!!!!
     
  12. Cunt

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    For that chick with the pics posted upthread, I’d let you put a Pringle’s can up my ass
     
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    Length, or diameter?
     
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    How girthy is it?
     
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    It's like a movie rental... you get her for 2 weeks but once you fuck her once you only have 24 hours. You can fuck her as many times as you want for that 24 hours though...
     
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    First, you have to show me the time machine. I've got to know how I get back to 1983 to smash Phoebe Cates.
     
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    Yeah I said "has had"
     
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    Hmm...tough call on that. I think I'll go with a yes, because, technically, I can eat her out and get BKd for a week and 6 days, then fuck her for the last 24 hours. Yeah, I think that's worth the dildo for 10 minutes.
     
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    Nope. :grad: once you touch her or she you in any way...the timer starts :grad:

    Once you hit PLAY the movie company doesn't care if you finish the movie or not. :no: