Entertainment Would you take the "Desire Cruise?"

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Sex at sea? Introducing the clothing-optional 'Desire Cruise' for couples
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    Wear as much, or as little, as you like on this clothing optional cruise getaway. (iStock)

    Theme cruises will heat up in 2017 when Original Group, the Mexican adult hospitality and Desire Resorts curator, puts on the “Desire Cruise” aboard Azamara Club Cruises’ Azamara Quest.

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    The couples-only, clothing-optional sailing is scheduled from September 26 to October 3, 2017 in the Mediterranean, a roundtrip voyage from Venice, Italy.

    “We have carefully selected this amazing ship and this exotic route to enable us to provide our passengers the opportunity to live a high-end, sensual yet spicy experience in a luxurious and secure environment, where they will receive top quality service and visit paradisiac sites," Rodrigo de la Pena, CEO of Original Group says.

    Erotic highlights are set to include “private playrooms, adult-oriented entertainment, provocative theme nights, exquisite culinary experiences and sensual staterooms” and more including:

    Provocative Entertainment – programming will encompass Spicy Signature Theme Nights, Couples Workshops, Pumping Pool Parties, Custom Shows & Performances, Meet & Greets and Intense Icebreakers.

    Signature Spots – onboard areas will be transferred into clothing-optional pool areas and signature playrooms for interacting with other “open-minded couples.”

    Deluxe Amenities – the packages onboard include usual Spa, Salon, Fitness Center, Wi-Fi, Land Excursions, Specialty Dining and Onboard Shops.

    Dining Experience – half a dozen dining options range from room service to the main dining room.

    Plus, ports of call will feature Bologna, Italy; Split, Croatia; Dubrovnik, Croatia; Zadar, Croatia and Koper, Slovenia and an overnight in Venice.


    Jason Leppert is an international cruising expert and Senior Writer, Cruises and Cruise Travel for TravelPulse.com. He is also the founder of Popular Cruisingand a frequent contributor to the Travel Channel, Lonely Planet, Cruise Travel, ShermansCruise and Cruise Radio.
     
  2. synch22

    synch22 Well-Known Member

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    Pass.....after you bust....how much sex and other desire shit can be on your mind....at sea with nowhere to escape it.
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I've seen the average weight of people on these all you can eat cruises...Also nobody wants to see me naked either, I think I'll pass.
     
  4. Head Censor

    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    My biggest question is why in God's name would you ever leave Venice to go to Split, Dubrovnik, Zadar or Koper?
     
  5. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    Exactly there aren't gonna be any penthouse pets on this boat except perhaps from 1972
     
  6. Uncle Larry

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    This - the folks on the cruise will be closer to Robin Quivers' weight rather than the attractive people shown in any ads pimping this train wreck.
     
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  7. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    Hundreds of naked fat people? No thanks.
     
  8. gitchasum

    gitchasum Well-Known Member

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    I am old school. I like to bang, eat and then watch tv and not be bothered by anyone. Plus I get sea sick...
     
  9. SuperFarts

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    Nah I'm good.

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  10. Vincenzo69

    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like hedonism in a boat
     
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    And that's what 99% of the wives being swapped there will look like
     
  12. Big Bad Booey

    Big Bad Booey Well-Known Member

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    Split.
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    Dubrovnik.
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    Zadar.
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    Koper.
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    Why? I have no idea...
     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    Most those places don't havebthe euro either so they are cheap
     
  14. Head Censor

    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    I never meant to imply those places were Tijuana, but by the same token, neither are they Venice.
     
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    I'm not always comfortable with no tshirt on at the pool
    so the idea of going completely nude is foreign to me
     
  16. Mama looka

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    "Hendeenodism..."
     
  17. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    I read that too fast and thought it said "Dexter Cruise".

    The price is what will decide on the quality of people there. If its really expensivel it will keep the fatty white trash quotient down. It will be a bunch of really old rich guys with young trophy girls and/or hookers.
     
  18. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    I will laugh when the Norovirus hits that cruise. Not sexy at all!
     
  19. Walygatr

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    Rock out with your cock out.
     
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    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    Hang out with your wang out.
     
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