Would you throw a jump on Mary Dell-a-Bait

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  1. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    ... When factoring she was just signed to the Jets next season as a starting LB.

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    ARM Well-Known Member

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    NO, I sure as shit ain't following gorilla-junk! I wouldn't scissor her with Jane Lynch's loins! And those lunch-lady arms look like they've seen their share of a one and out Lucille Roberts day pass as well.

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    She was more than presentable at the old Howard birthday shows, but alas for her, age has proven to be a malicious stalker
     
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    I would throw up on her.
     
  6. UpInSmoke123

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    That's a big bitch.

    I wonder if she beats Gary.
     
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    I'd let her sit on my bar stool :p
     
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    No, of course not. Don't be silly. Gary knows to never get out of line.
     
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    I would in a heartbeat. Mary was hot. So she is older and had some kids. Still a hot woman. Gary scored out of his league. C'mon, who wouldn't marry her. :dontknow:

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    I wouldn't marry anyone taller than me.
     
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    Gary picked the right woman to breed large athletic sons with enough wasp DNA to mostly cancel out the monkey genes.
     
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    Bit on the manly side, isn't she?
     
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    But there is proof she was born a woman. Beth's gender is still questionable.

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    25 years ago when I was young and single? Yes
    Today? ahhh, no.

    (She probably wouldn't jump me either time, but that's beside the point, right?)
     
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    I went out once with a chick taller than me and it creeped me out. Never made it to a second date.
     
  16. HooHoo

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    We know she carries him to bed when he falls asleep on the couch because hes made mention of it.

    Anyhoo yeah that is a big bitch she could probably deadlift more than Wolverine and squat Howard's limo. Brings a tear to the eye, really.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Well, we know she takes it in the butt, but that still doesn't cancel out the fact that she is a gargantuan woman.
     
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    Holy shit! Who carried who over the threshold? :jj:
     
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    I never date a woman who can beat me at arm wrestling.
     
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