Would you touch Schmoop for $40??

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  1. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Sure, it's a cornball spinoff thread, but personally, I'd rather touch the poop mentioned in the other thread.
     
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    probably not
     
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    Where would I have to touch him?
     
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    Dover, Ben. :nojj:
     
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    When was the last time a woman touched him?
     
  7. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Wherever you wanted to, though I'd get the creeps even shaking his hand- I can imagine where it's been. :eek:
     
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    He's probably the least likely shed member to have an STD.
     
  9. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Maybe, maybe not. Untreated syphilis does make one go insane, and that's a pretty good description of him.
     
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    I have noticed the progression.
     
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    Does he smell Jewy?
     
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    It's definitely been in a bunch of filthy vacuums.
     
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    I'd pay someone $40 to stand between us.
     
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    If Schmoopy was a match would you accept one of his kidneys?
     
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    I'd sooner take a Reggie's kidney. :grad:
     
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    :omg:
     
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    Not with a 10 foot pole.
     
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    :bigthink

    :no:
     
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    You know how polluted his body is? All that drug abuse causes organ damage over short and long term. He would never pass the donor tests. Not to mention he's a filthy HOBO who eats garbage.
     
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