Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by RobinsBedSores, Apr 27, 2013.
Take all things into account.
Would I have to continue on with all his shitty decisions or could I remedy them once I took over his life?
no way in hell
The reason is on day-one I'd wake up next to The Joker, have a staff of retards, a history, etc.
And he's nearly 60. In that body.
There isn't enough marbles in the world to make me want to look like Howard. After all that plastic surgery he's still one of the ugliest mother fuckers on the planet. Money can't fix that face. Sure, I could get laid, but I'd know they were only fucking me for the $$$ and secretly they were fighting the urge to vomit.
nope; he had multiple opportunities to fuck jenna jameson back when she was the hottest girl on the planet, and he intentionally passed on that. he is the saddest man in the world.
No... he is a jew.
so are you
I miss the 20 yr old Jenna
Come on bro let's keep this civil.
As much as I hate em that actually makes me have a small bit of respect for him, who gives a shit she was never even close to the "hottest girl on the planet", shes completely plastic and fake and last but not least she's used up rape trash who got "molested" when she was in teens, yuck. He's probably fucked better looking girls than her back in his glory days, he probably didnt want to get one of the thousands of STDS that ugly bitch has and I wouldnt blame him.
I don't know how to answer that question.
While I wouldn't want to be sixty, having a billion dollars and my own radio show would be a blast. I'd divorce Beth for a few mil and have some real fun. And beating off while Emily speaks Spanish would be a little less creepy somehow.
Jenna Jameson was never the hottest girl on the planet. Hell, I bet she was never even the hottest girl in the K-ROCK building.
Only way I would trade places is if I get to keep my personality. I can't imagine a world where I would willingly let the berry boy shave my belly.
No. I like my 8-year-old and have no interest in trading him for another child who is in her 40s.
The results of this poll are shocking.
Is this a public poll?