Chris Rock once said in a special how white people wouldn't trade lives with his. He said to the crowd, "there isn't a white person in here that would trade places with me, and I am rich." Lets look at Howard for a second. It's 2015. You are given the option of trading your current life for Howard's. There are a lot of pros and cons. You are close to being a billionaire. You never have to worry about money or bills. You are a celebrity. You get to fuck Beth After you retire you can at least have a Podcast. Your parents are older than dirt so you should live long. The cons...you look like Howard Stern. You have to see the Shrink 3 days a week. You look like a homeless old white basketball player. You like money and the size of guy's dick's. You have no athletic ability. You are 60+ years old. You are forced to watch gay shows like The Bachelor and I guess more of The Bachelor. Put your current life on the table...Do you take Howard's?