Would you trade places with Howard Stern? Seriously

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  1. Phantom Lord

    Phantom Lord Well-Known Member

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    Chris Rock once said in a special how white people wouldn't trade lives with his. He said to the crowd, "there isn't a white person in here that would trade places with me, and I am rich."

    Lets look at Howard for a second. It's 2015. You are given the option of trading your current life for Howard's. There are a lot of pros and cons. You are close to being a billionaire. You never have to worry about money or bills. You are a celebrity. You get to fuck Beth:) After you retire you can at least have a Podcast. Your parents are older than dirt so you should live long.

    The cons...you look like Howard Stern. You have to see the Shrink 3 days a week. You look like a homeless old white basketball player. You like money and the size of guy's dick's. You have no athletic ability. You are 60+ years old. You are forced to watch gay shows like The Bachelor and I guess more of The Bachelor.

    Put your current life on the table...Do you take Howard's?
     
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  2. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...fuck howard.
     
  3. Wesmantooth

    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    yea no
     
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    zerokarma Well-Known Member

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    He seems to be miserable all the time, cannot find joy in anything, everything annoys him, cannot find joy with the simple things in life, his own daughters hate him and want nothing to do with him, fake phoney wife that is border-line retard, etc.

    Money is great but that doesn't buy happiness, despite all his wealth and success he on a personal level seems to live a pretty shitty unfulfilled life.

    Trading places with him would mean giving up 30 years of my life so no.
     
  5. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    He said that on the Tonight Show when Johnny Carson was still the host.

    :umm:

    Jeez, Rock has been around for a long time.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    How is anything Beth a pro?
     
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    tearsOfCum Well-Known Member

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    No. At the end of the day Howard has just as many complaints and issues as the rest of us. Our minds have a strange way of still being drawn to what's "wrong" in our day to day routine despite the conveniences and riches we might surround ourselves with. I'm 35 too, and no way would I trade 25yrs in for 500mil.
     
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    Big Lar Well-Known Member

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    Probably shouldn't ask me this on a day that i'm paying bills....
     
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    Quedee Wise Ass Extraordinaire

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    NOPE. He does not have a close family life. Once his parents are gone, he will realize how little he actually has that isn't material.
     
  10. Kool

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    if they develop head transplants maybe....
     
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  11. lestanyonethink

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    No f$%^ing way Gange!
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Be a 60 year old asshole with an ugly big footed wife... Not a chance , don't care how much money he has.
     
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    I have enough of my own internal angst and neurosis. Having Howard's money wouldn't make it any better.
    He's the best example of that....
     
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    No Way! I love my life.
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    we both tried to get a job in radio in the same 5 yr period,him 1976,me 1979,he succeeded i failed so if i switch with him all would work out fine.I would go from average looking to below average looking,so thats a loss,but my dick wouldn`t change much,if Stern is being honest about the size it is.
     
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    No. Howard is a miserable prick. I might not be rich but I'm happy with my life.
     
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    John Coktoaston Well-Known Member

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    If it wasn't a permanent situation, but more along the lines of a "Being John Malkovich" deal, I would want to be in his head for a few hours. For sure!

    And afterwards, I'd come to this site and give people the real scoop :cash:
     
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    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Sure! I am sure I can do his life a lot better than him. I would have to see what the prenup with Beth looked like first though because the first thing I would do is dump her ass for a better gold digger.
     
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    Still would,but not his age,back it up 40 yrs then yes
     
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    If I was 60, of course. Time is the one thing money can't buy, and every rich old person wants it more than anything else...
     
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