Would you trust MatthewT to baby sit Jesus?

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  1. Shivvy

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    Sure since Jesus doesn't exist.
     
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    nigga'd probably molest baby jesus :down:
     
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    your kind believe Jesus was a prophet like your friend Mohammed....you just dont believe he was god
     
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    Does your gf understand half the shit you say? :jj:
     
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    i borrowed a yiddish dictionary from the library last week
     
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    take her to the Holocaust museum, then fuck her in the oven
     
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    :bigthink
     
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    They can role play the Holocaust. He can dress up as a Nazi officer and she can starve herself for a month. And then they'll fuck in his bedroom with the heat turned all the way up.
     
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    Popeye makes me :worried: and :jj: at the same time
     
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    :mrpeanut:
     
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    no...cuz he'd try to protect baby jesus from the outcome of the story thus changing human history...
     
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    [video=youtube;dPuqaNQ4iAo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPuqaNQ4iAo[/video]
     
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    Will Matt T post in this thread? He posts in EVERY fucking thread. Some life.
     
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    well he is over 50, bald, and ignorant so what do you expect :backlol:
     
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    It's just a matter of time before that twit bombs an abortion clinic or kills a Dr claiming its to save babies.
     
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    why dont we just send all the unwanted unaborted babies to his house so he can take care of all of them :c