Would you want to live to be a 1000 years old?

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  1. ChuckZ

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    As long as I can still get it up.
     
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  3. ChuckZ

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    Retirement age would have to be pretty high.
     
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    And here is ur Dr. ...:burp:

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    Never
     
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    No. i don't even want to live to 100: every year over 72 is a downhill slide with nothing to look forward to except lower and lower quality of life.
     
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    Well even if you could, with all your accidents, wouldn't happen anyways.
     
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    When I'm in my mid 900's will I still be able to pull 22yo college girls?
     
  10. walleyeslayer2

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    right
     
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    do you know many people 75+ yrs old? i do. its not fun for them or me.

    unless i can be 25 yrs old physically for the whole ride, fuck eternal life.
     
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    60 will be difficult
     
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    You can't pull them now!
     
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    That's why I asked. I'm contemplating suicide over it at 42.
     
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  19. ChuckZ

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    How fat would Baltimore Mike get?
     
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    the only good thing about being 900 yrs old is maybe you would have been smart enough to put a million in the bank and allowed it to collect compound interest for 900 years. then you could pay 22 yr olds to ride your dick since you wont be able to stand up at 900.