Would your crew judge you if you took a blowjob from a fat chick?

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Would they be all, "that nigga is dealing with a fatty" or would they be all, "do ya thang, homie"?
     
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    How fat?
     
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    The crew don't have to know everything, man.
     
  4. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Maybe like 5'3", 175.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I guess I should rephrase the questions. Would you take a bj from your buddy's wife's fat friend at a Super Bowl party?
     
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  6. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Theoretically speaking.
     
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    That could possibly be the best blow job you'd ever get.
     
  8. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Absolutely.
     
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    BJ's are fair game...anything more..gotta "size" up the situation.
     
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    A lot would depend on how cute she is and how she's proportioned.
     
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    And how bad I needed a slump buster.
     
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    Yes.
     
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    Yes, they did. It was a bj plus doggystyle, though... and they were watching for at least part of it unbeknownst to me until I heard the door squeak and looked over to see, like cartoons, three heads on top of each other lookin at us.
     
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    :jj: Nice visual.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    :giggle:
     
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    If they ask you questions about it just act confused and change the subject.
     
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    Did she see them? Did you finish?


    That's so fucked up. :jj:
     
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    Will this occur at halftime...and who is performing said halftime show? These are important questions.
     
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    Heh, yeah she finally saw them and was yelling "shut the door!". This was in the back office-type room of a house we were partying at in February so it was fuckin freezing. I started to lose my hard-on so thats when the bj came into play. And although they left for a bit, the door cracked open at least a couple more times. And yes, I managed to plunge ahead back to the doggystyle and finished. :superman:
     
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