WTF Would your pet make a cool human?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Would you hang with your pet if it was a man or a woman?
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Not the present one. We'd definitely get locked up. My last one, woulda been my best man if I ever chose to marry
     
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    My female is too high maintenance and the other one is too dopey
     
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    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!"

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    Fuck yeah. But it would be a little fruity when he falls asleep in my lap.
     
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    I practically consider both of my dogs human. :coffee:
     
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    Fucking great!
    My dog was sitting on the couch next to me when this thread came up, now he's pissed and wondering wtf because he didn't know he wasn't.
     
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    Oh yes.
     
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    Jayla Holding out for a Chad or a Normie Gold

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    He's intensely loyal, protective and kind. But he's messed up, unpredictable and neurotic too. Let me get back to you on that.
     
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    Yes, my cat Teddy is handsome, sweet, laid back , very cool. :cool:
     
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Female cat would probably be too needy. Male cat is the type who would have a couple of pops and look to get into a fight, we could hang.
     
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    Agreed

    We had big dogs till the latest.

    He is sweet but dumb and clumsy.
     
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    And to answer the question, no, i wouldn't hang out with a three legged dude.
     
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    Yes, he says nothing, loves his ears scratched and doesn't complain that I neutered him.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Jackie......he is a dick as a dog and would be a horrible human. Probably end up in jail.
    Fiona.......too good to be seen with me. Very selfish and needy.
    Rudy.......a shy, loyal friend. Loner.
    Rocco......great buddy. Just a fun happy fella.
    Bailey.......sweet and loyal but some mental issues. Very clingy and has OCD.

    I love 'em all.
     
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    5? :jj:
     
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    Why would I want to hang out with a retarded friend?
     
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    I have 11 acres and zero kids. Fuck it!
     
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    You're here aren't you?
     
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    My dog is a total softie. She doesn't have a mean bone in her body. She is like a veal.