Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Aug 2, 2016.
Would you hang with your pet if it was a man or a woman?
Not the present one. We'd definitely get locked up. My last one, woulda been my best man if I ever chose to marry
My female is too high maintenance and the other one is too dopey
Fuck yeah. But it would be a little fruity when he falls asleep in my lap.
I practically consider both of my dogs human.
My dog was sitting on the couch next to me when this thread came up, now he's pissed and wondering wtf because he didn't know he wasn't.
He's intensely loyal, protective and kind. But he's messed up, unpredictable and neurotic too. Let me get back to you on that.
Yes, my cat Teddy is handsome, sweet, laid back , very cool.
Female cat would probably be too needy. Male cat is the type who would have a couple of pops and look to get into a fight, we could hang.
We had big dogs till the latest.
He is sweet but dumb and clumsy.
And to answer the question, no, i wouldn't hang out with a three legged dude.
Yes, he says nothing, loves his ears scratched and doesn't complain that I neutered him.
Jackie......he is a dick as a dog and would be a horrible human. Probably end up in jail.
Fiona.......too good to be seen with me. Very selfish and needy.
Rudy.......a shy, loyal friend. Loner.
Rocco......great buddy. Just a fun happy fella.
Bailey.......sweet and loyal but some mental issues. Very clingy and has OCD.
I love 'em all.
Why would I want to hang out with a retarded friend?
I have 11 acres and zero kids. Fuck it!
You're here aren't you?
My dog is a total softie. She doesn't have a mean bone in her body. She is like a veal.