Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mutt Sucks, Nov 21, 2012.
Yeah right, made you look.
I didnt know there were any homeless in the Hamptons...
The term "homeless" in the Hamptons is a relative term.
Homeless could be mean to the Narcissistic Twins of Howie and Bethie "having only 3 chimneys and sans bowling alley"
Will they charge extra for refills?
^ One loogie in the mouth. (She loves it.)
sauce on the side.
Bum spit may be an acquired taste.
I knew this was bullshit because they never have red carpets at soup kitchens.
jesus christ, you really did.
of course, i clicked to see what their ulterior motive would actually be.
The homeless would riot if they were served one portion of boiled shrimp and seven cashews for Thanksgiving.
Moving from the arctic NE to the Tropical Gulf of Mexico I gotta hand it to the hearty northern latitude homeless. The die hards of the homeless. 105 to -40 degrees in a years' time and those fuckers keep on keep'n on. These southern homeless guys have no clue what it means to survive on the streets. If they moved all the northern homeless to the south they'd hitch hike back because life was too easy on the streets when it's warm.( I say this because I know a guy down here that chooses to be homeless. His father is a Dr and his sis an RN. He bet her he could hold a job for a year. He did it and quit the very next day after the year had passed just to prove to her it was his choice to be homeless, not his bad luck in life.)
But how would they react to a portion of scrambled eggs and truffles?
The only homeless Howard would ever deal with are people that don't have 2nd homes.
Oh man all of downtown would reek. The explosive shits that eating food of that caliber would produce would take a tsunami to wash the streets and alleyways clean. These guys live on cheap booze, butts, and drugs. Truffles would likely kill them.
Did you say Howard & Beth will be DINING at a soup kitchen this year for the holiday? You know, he probably thinks he's bad-off
because he didn't win that court case and get all that extra money.......
animal shelter? yes. homeless shelter? no.
Is it a soup kitchen for pampered pets?
This thread gave me the horrifying visual of Howard wearing a hair net.
^ You mean a second hair net?