Wow! Howard is an idiot

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  1. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    When Howard was interviewing David Hasselhoff, he asked who released the drunk tape of him eating a hamburger and David said it wasn't his daughter, but he couldn't say who did it but it was obvious who did. Howard spend a minute guessing even after David said "who has access to their daughter's computer?" and Howard responded "the boyfriend". Bababooey had to save him from looking more like a fool and say it was the ex-wife.

    Seriously, could Howard really be that dumb?
     
  2. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Yes.
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    I never heard it but I suspect Howard was more calculating than dumb.
     
  4. ClumpyStern

    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    the fuck you expect from a dude who took 45 years to figure out how to wipe his ass and still can't work a nail clipper?
     
  5. Jim Lahey

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    Thick, beer can cock eclipses all others
     
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    Was it your daughter? Your other daughter? Your daughter's boyfriend? Your maid? Pamela Anderson? Cody Madison? Was it KITT? How about...Piers Morgan? The Easter Bunny? Wow, this is a tough one....how about Winst?
     
  7. BenBas

    BenBas Well-Known Member

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    Uh....you must be a "new fan" of the show..Howard (and Robin) "play dumb" for the "dumb fans" :rolleye:....it's a Radio thing!!
    He likes explaining old news over and over again :rolleye:
    "dumb like a Fox" !

    OR it could be Howard's Short Term Memory is GONE!! Early onset Dementia....
    ...he can barely remember what he said 5 minutes ago :rolleye:

    thank you
    peace & love
     
  8. Wesmantooth

    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    Howard complaining about Sal getting veneers reminded me of this great moment


    • George Costanza: You fixed me up with a bald woman!
    • Cosmo Kramer: [flinches]
    • Cosmo Kramer: Bald?
    • George Costanza: Yeah, that's right
    • Elaine: Do you see the irony here? You're rejecting somebody because they're bald!
    • George Costanza: So?
    • Elaine: [puts her hands up to her mouth] You're bald!
     
  9. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    that's a perfect analogy -- if only it ended the same way: someone tearing off a wig :hhh:
     
  10. Wesmantooth

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    :lmao:
     
  11. Pigsaw

    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

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    You're just coming to this conclusion...NOW!?
     
  12. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    Howard could not understand why Hoff would not fuck Pam Anderson. Finally, after being prodded by King of AGT, Hoff said he was concerned about her previous fuck partners. Howard acted stupid as if he is unaware that Pam has Hepatitis.

    That coochie is radioactive.
     
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    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    double yes
     
  14. Pigsaw

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    Howard loves not to know.
     
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    :bump:
     
  16. Handsome Fish

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    no wonder he didn't want to take the IQ test, fucking retard he is
     
  17. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Another insane theory. You just couldn't leave well enough alone with the font color could you, attention whore.

     
  18. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    LOL, that may be the reason Howard is physically isolated in the studio.

    But in this case, the analogy doesn't work. First, Howard was objecting to the cost, and for him cost was no object. Second, Sal's teeth are not bad, and Howards were terrible.
     
  19. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Great. Now I'm in the mood to get hammered, strip and eat a cheeseburger on the floor.
     
  20. Nick Manning

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    Howard made a doo-dee.


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