Wow, Howard just telegraphed to Beth, "Pets are no substitute for kids"

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  1. urbanshocker

    urbanshocker New Member

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    "Oh my god, it feels so good to hug this little boy"--Sal & Richard, get on this!

    Most sincere sentiment I've heard Howard utter in a long time, basically stating how when he hugged the little rapping kid, he felt something that he hadn't felt since his daughters were younger.

    So the AMAZING feelings that Bianca and Leon generate for Beth fall somewhat short for Howard....uh oh.
     
  2. BrulesRules

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    so basically Beth is pregnant and this will be his excuse for his complete 360 on the topic of having another kid. lol
     
  3. Peau de Soie

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    The natural progression, if any of his daughters are straight and still speaking to him, would be for them to show up with the grandkids to get in some quality baby time. The Beefus and her questionable fertility are not required in the picture.
     
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    As an aside, how did the nickname Beefus come about?
     
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    Beth's eggs are already rotten, she will not be giving birth to a child. However, they will be adopting one.
     
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    Howard has too much ego to adopt some other man's kid, and too much paranoia that at Beth's age, he'll end up with a retard...I vote no kid.
     
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    I seem to be the only one calling her The Beefus. It's just that her name is Beth and her body seems awfully beefy, thick, and gangly to me, like a lumbering, beefy, dimwitted moose.

    It also sounds like "doofus".
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...she might wanna hope shes not pregnant. women later in age like her give birth to autistic children more often than a younger woman. that would suck for the kid but its still tempting, she could die giving birth.
     
  9. Jim Lahey

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    He felt something while hugging that soon-to-be-a-lengthy-black-teenager allright.






    He felt the blood flowing into his donnacher, stiffening and lengthening it.
     
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    I can easily see them adopting a status baby. They are desperate for fame, desperate for approval, desperate for more cash. Hes trying to be family friendly, yeah i can see an adopted status baby, some black kid or other nationality. I can see some under paid, possibly illegal alien nanny raising it and keeping it out of their way until they need it for publicity shots and special tv appearances. I can see a kid with no bond to or love for these two because they are too self centered to bond with it. Even if howards kids do have kids and howard and beth dont adopt any, then would cunty beathbiscuit allow howard to bond with his own blood or would she be seethig that his focus was off her for 5 minutes? God forbid hes in photos with or shoots photos of anyone but her toothy grinnng, its gotta be froze that way by now face.
     
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    It'll be a blaeck..........Wanna' bet? Then we can do Hamptons Steven Speilbergs blaeck kids voice when we taunt him over it.....
     
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    No way. Especially after how Howard carried on, for years, about how adopted children aren't really loved by their parents.
     
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    Little Wiglet. How they gonna get the football helmet to fit it? :ujj:
     
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    Right, if there's one thing we know about Howard Stern, it's that he never changes his positions. :)
     
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    As a listener for 25 years, nothing Howard said ever offended me. except that.
     
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    :secret: the wig will be the football helmet. then no one will know Wiglet is "special"
     
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    Howchie is ready to change all his positions for a little "middle America" love. Douche!
     
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    C'mon Flunkie.....How many times has Hamptons 180'd on his "Opinions" That he's crowed about ad nauseum? He started kow towing to Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing from day one, And will do the same on this.......
     
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    You had me at "status baby".

    Do you remember when Beth moved away from Howard on a red carpet once, and all the cameras went away from her and to Howard, then she ran back to his side, bumping into him quite forcefully?

    I predict that she does that with the "status" baby when he gets a little too much face time, and out the God-knows-how-high-up floor window he will go! A total "Tears in Heaven" situation. Without the tears.

    Involuntary manslaughter much?!?