Wow. I just took a self evaluation at this time, and I am FUCKED UP.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    And the Coca Cola 600 still hasn't even started.

    This is going to be a rough day.

    Only the strong survive.

    :c
     
    May 24, 2015 #1
  2. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    LOL
     
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  3. Bro

    Bro There is no Dana VIP Gold

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    Turn left. Turn left.
     
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    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    Right now?
     
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    what's the coca cola 600? one of those hippie militant groups?
     
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  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Yeah, right this moment.

    I'm not an amateur bro, I'm not taking any rests or anything, this is still on the upswing here.
     
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  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Jesus.

    The nascar race from North Carolina, 600 miles. :facepalm:


    for the past several years, I would smoke a bowl after 100 miles between Inda and the Coca Cola. I got home late this afternoon, and missed the first 400 miles of Indy. I also decided to Dab it, instead of bowls. So I ripped 4 Dabs real quick.

    And then I ate a bunch of valium and codeine and I'm washing it down with a beer.

    :dazed:
     
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  8. The Boardsman

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    Get a job you fucking drug addicted freeloader.
     
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  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    :lol:

    Does it kill you that I'm more successful that you? :smile:
     
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  10. larryluncg

    larryluncg Birthdays were the worst days VIP Gold

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    Haha
     
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  11. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    Haha
     
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  12. The Boardsman

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    You get high and accept government handouts.
     
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    He works on ships and doesn't pretend to be anything more than he is. Can you say the same? :coffee:
     
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  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    :lol:

    If by taking handouts, you mean that I accept my hard earned paycheck, then you're close to right.
     
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    lies.
     
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    x76 Just a crazy old hermit VIP

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    WTF is a dab? I'm hopelessly behind the times. Wax, shatter, dabs... what happened to TJ ditch weed for $10 a four-finger lid??
     
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  17. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Go to :45 seconds.



    Retardation ensues.
     
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  18. PLZ callmeTED

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    This is the kinda shit you're doing in that apartment, Dave?
     
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  19. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    I'm using much better equipment. I'm not utilizing some faggot to assist me. I'm not using my shit like a retard where I stretch it out like a show lace.

    I do it like a man, Ted. :fil:
     
    May 24, 2015 #19
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  20. Mr. Potato Head

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    I support this thread. :grad:
     
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