WTF WOW! I just worked with a 6' blond who had DD boobs...just one problem...

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  1. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    It was a dude...:tears2:

    The second I saw the face and heard one word out of his mouth, it was immediately clear: that's a dude.

    In all the years at my job, this is the first one I've had to work with. It was kind of fatiguing because, not only did he have to pretend to be a woman, I had to pretend he was a woman too. Involuntarily I treated him like a gay guy -- not in a bad way, but just as you interact with a hot girl differently than with a straight guy, you interact with a gay guy differently.

    I had to catch myself several times and remember to play the game and pretend he was a she. It was not a great experience. I don't like bullshitting.

    The problem with his whole facade is that, although he was acting the role perfectly -- the look, the gestures, the expressions, the phrases, they were all what a textbook fairytale female would do -- but not what a real life woman would do. He ever referenced his "vagina"...:bug:

    When the shift was over, I almost said "See ya later man". Caught myself just in time.

    Bottom line, even if you do a very good job of making yourself over into a women, there's no getting around the fact:
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  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Yeah. Saw that coming. Why didn't you?
     
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    :jerk:
     
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    ...Naive I guess?
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    For my current job, I pass a road construction site daily and one of the workers is a very unconvincing tranny.

    Hair dyed pink, makeup on.

    Looks like a skinny white dude dressed up for a weird Village People Halloween deal.
     
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    Slow Just a gangster I suppose DawgShed News

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    Atleast it will shit in a different bathroom than you
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    That figures. :jj:
     
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    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

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    What kind of job do you have where women routinely refer to their "vagina"????
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    this
     
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    What kind of work?
    And how does someone, trans of real woman, work in a reference to their vagina?
     
  11. Mr Pink

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    I'm a flight attendant (straight). I work with gay guys all the time (no problem) but never a tranny.

    I think he was going over the top to play the female role so there was a lot of off-handed references to female stuff to really sell it -- didn't work.
     
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    I'm trying to remember the exact line of conversation that led to the vagina reference but I honestly can't remember. I think I blocked it out...

    The chit chat in my profession sometimes devolves to the dirty subjects (we have a LOT of time to kill), which is fine when talking to a hot girl (had a coworker once tell me that she regularly masturbates in the lavatory :yes:). Fortunately, once a gay guy knows you're straight, they pretty much respect that.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me.
     
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    Why can't I ever get a full can of Coke on a plane?
     
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    My last girlfriend is a FA and that kind of thing is no surprise from the stories she would tell me about what goes on behind the drink cart. I think everybody in that industry is nuts.
     
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    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Sorry, didn't see your post!
     
  17. Mr Pink

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    All you gotta do is ask, brah.
    Many many are.
     
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    Were you attracted either before or after learning the truth?
     
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    Shivvy, would you let a tranny (pre op) give you oral?
     
  20. Mr Pink

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    Honestly, and I'm not trying to be un-PC or anything, but I was repulsed. Couldn't help it. Kind of hard to look at him because you find yourself staring and analysing -- where is the adams apple, wheres the beard, where is the arm hair, etc. So to keep from staring, you kind of look away.