Wow what a fucked up evening !! Welcome to the shitshoe my life!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Jul 8, 2012.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I went to the gay bar tonight and I ran in to my little sisters best friend coming out of the bathroom. She grabbed my hand and was like omg Jared is here who is her boyfriend. They are both fucked up out of there minds. Jared then grabs my hand and was like dude you have the most beautiful smile I have ever seen u are the hottest guy in here by far. I was like haha thanks. He then said some other things and something about a kiss but I got really nervous and kind of blanket out. His girlfriend heard beverything and started hitting him. I broke it up and asked if they needed a ride home
     
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    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Still going I'm on my phone.
     
  3. jdwhatever

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    i dont get the whole gay bar thing


    sounds really gay
     
  4. jdwhatever

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    cool story bro
     
  5. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Anywho they lost there keys cause they were all coked up. And I said I'll give u guys a ride I felt bad I told my sis what was up and she said don't bring them to my place. I felt bad and walked back in and I could not find them so I left. I went to my sisters bar and told her what happened She said he had his suspicions that he was bi but to stay the fuck away from her friends.
     
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  6. BleedingGums

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    Lulz @ Faggots
     
  7. HaroldJackson

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    Should have hooked up with both of them bro.
     
  8. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I was like what the fuck did I do bitch?!?! She said you fucking think all straight guys want you and you go after them!!It's what you do!!! Not everyone is a fag!!
     
  9. HaroldJackson

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    That's before I heard about the coke!
     
  10. SeXtion 8

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    Every time I hear "gay bar" I always picture the Blue Oyster Bar from Police Academy.
     
  11. Super Mario

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    I don't need this bullshit
     
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    And that song gets stuck in my head.
     
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    agreed, well done Sextion
     
  14. jackie the jerk

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    Wait, YOU DROVE them? Did you guys make it home?
     
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    Wait, you read it? :c
     
  16. Mack

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    you ever seen your sis naked?
     
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    Wait, if he didn't make it home, how is he posting this, from his ipad in a ditch? From a prison cell? From a cell phone in the back of a police care? From a ufo?
     
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    Sorry, got to add to this among the future questions down the board, of course he made it home, unless he is posting from his friends house :D
     
  19. Capn Crud

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    shitshoe

    sounds smelly
     
  20. Super Mario

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    No I looked for them for 5 mins and I could not find them so I left. Jared was really fucking hot btw I'll post his pic tomarrow.