Wrap-up Show Guest goofs on Stern Show's pastry platter

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by SillyOldMan, Apr 28, 2015.

  1. SillyOldMan

    SillyOldMan Well-Known Member

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    Jenny Mollen: Thank you for having me today @TheSternShow and for providing me with Robert Downey's leftover pastry platter

     
  2. HorseFanNetwork

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    "robin, who eats food?,honestly, those people must have nothing going in their lives."
     
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    People who eat food must live in their parents basements , right Robin
     
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    That fruit looks like it's been sitting around for awhile.

    Classy.
     
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    No applesauce?
     
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    Didn't you hear Howard today talk about how he was excited to have a bagel with peanut butter on it for lunch. I'm not kidding. He kept asking how many calories that bagel had. If I was worth a billion dollars and could eat the best food money could buy I would only eat a bagel if it was sandwiched between Kate Upton's tits. Other than that, I would consider myself a failure to be an anorexic 61 year-old man staving himself who dresses like he is 25 and a roadie for One Direction.
     
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    I bet those pastry breads are real tooth chippers. "See if we can get a discount for day old pastries. Ill take the left over marbles in the platter budget."
     
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    If Howard fires another employee will he use the saved money on food platters and gift bags for the amazing people?
     
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    People who eat food shouldn't be around kids, that's all I'm saying robin.
     
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    How many calories are in a bagel, Robin?
    (20 minutes of filler)
    So the bigger the bagel....the more the calories?
    I'm fat, Robin. I have to keep my shirt on....
    :bigcry:
     
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    People who eat off pastry platters are un evolved . They should all eat beautiful soup .
     
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    Howard: " So you have to pay Steely Dan to play at your party?"
     
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    Gross. Fucking cheapskate.
     
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    I bet he stands in the mirror every morning just verbally abusing himself. "Did you need that extra slice of lemon with your water last night?! You fat cow!"
     
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    poor guy has to keep his shirt on poolside
     
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    if you think that anyone from the show is supplying that shit you are sadly mistaken.

    Hmus don't go for shit.
     
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    hard wired attention whore
    I'm OK with that.
     
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    If Howard keeps eating like that, he won't be able to fit in his skinny jeans.