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    Hey now, I am a 59y/o closeted gay man. I am 6'5", 185lbs, not very well hung. I am seeking men for one on one steamy hot man love, I adore large beer can cocks but any cock will do. I live in the NY metro area but cannot host. Also love when a man slaps his cock on my face. I have a berry faced lover that will join in the action if your into that. Safe sex is a must. Pic is not recent. thCAGPQKWS.jpg
     
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    "I can not host and I will not contribute any marbles for a hotel"
     
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    "When we meet, the first thing I will ask is how big is you cock"
     
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    "I love to kiss unfunny little bald men, but will act like I hate it"
     
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    "I will be accompanied by a short, old jew that acts like a guinea, but he won't participate"
     
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    He would find out how big it is with his mouth.
     
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    "Looking for a man to be my brutal master. Must be able to fart in my face on cue."
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    please do not touch my hair system
     
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    Sixty year old power bottom seeking portion of sex in his buttocks.
     
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    Old lanky,bald,jewish man looking for a cuckold with me as the fem. Preferably with a black man with a 9+ inch cock with gerth. Want to be tied down and my ass rammed while my wife watches. Will go 50/50 on a hotel. Pretzels and fizzy water provided. No condom's required. Call ASAP have a fragile ego.