Write Howard Stern's Epitaph

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by OldHowardStern, Jul 21, 2014.

  1. OldHowardStern

    OldHowardStern Troll Banned User

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    Here lies the most revolutionary broadcaster in history. Loved by many, hated by a few. Fought for freedom of speech and entertained millions. Let us never forget.
     
  2. Ezze

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    Watch your step the ballsack implanted in his chin is sticking up thru the ground. PLZ leave a Wig for the fakest faggot to ever live. Free speech? Fining OnA $100,000 each mention of his name. Fakest Lying Con Artist to ever live
     
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    HORSETOOTHED Well-Known Member

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    You started off good.
     
  4. OldHowardStern

    OldHowardStern Troll Banned User

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    A lot of people that have had a huge impact on society/world have been liars. Take every single president.

    Don't see how that is relevant?
     
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    Sounds like someone wants him to hurry up and die
     
  6. Ezze

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    I don't recall a president telling ppl he's at home on a squatty potty. Stern soldout. Kathie Lee Rosie soon as they gave him a chance he sold out. Now he's bald and more plastic surgery to try To not look like Beth's grandfather. He's everything he made fun of. Censoring past tapes to reshape his image. Die Wig Die
     
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    XaltedSmoke Bluegrass State of Mind

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    There once was a Jew called KOAM
    It's for him that I'm writing this poem
    He worked with a nig
    Who was as fat as a pig
    And he wore a bad wig on his dome

    His selfishness caused his divorce
    From a wife he exploited, of course
    He left her behind
    And paid his children no mind
    And then he married a horse

    So, to Stern I offer this toast
    And I write it in this post
    I'd say, "Rest in Peace, Howard"
    But you died a gutless coward
    And I hope that Hitler is raping your ghost
     
  9. Ezze

    Ezze Active Member

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    Chimney, lol fukn great. Wigs only person to make a 911 survivor tweet him Free Palestine
     
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    fuck stern, but here's robin's...

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    Amazing!
     
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    "Get Off My Grave!"
     
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    Reps!
     
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    [​IMG]The Pelican buried next to a raven.
     
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    Built a legacy & then willingly destroyed it.

    HOWARD ALLEN STERN

    "I piss on my fans!"
     
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    HOWARD ALLEN STERN

    "He was always a victim"
     
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    "His audience dropped lower than his chin."