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  1. Dave Jones

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    Man ejaculated into co-worker’s coffee cup and rubbed penis on her phone

    The man admitted mischief to property, but the co-worker said it should be classed as a ‘sexual assault’, reports The Star.
    In a victim statement, the woman said she ingested his semen without her consent or knowledge and felt ‘violated’ by the ‘disgusting’ act.
    ‘This does not describe the gravity of the crime that was committed against me,’ she said.
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    Later she told the local paper: ‘We need to make the charge and punishment fit the crime.’
    In addition to the mischief charge, Whaley also pleaded guilty to four counts of voyeurism and one count of illegally entering a dwelling to commit an offence.
    West said: ‘There are many words which come to mind to describe Mr. Whaley’s conduct: despicable, demeaning, vile, appalling, horrendous, horrific, inexcusable, unforgivable. I know that there are many others.
    ‘You shake your head at me, sir, but the kind of breaking into houses . . . and doing what you did and videotaping is exactly what that individual did. That’s where it started.’
    Whaley was sentenced to 18 months in prison, with six months credit for pre-sentence custody. He was also banned from using a camera, video recorder or a smartphone or computer equipped with a camera for ten years.


    Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/23/man-ejaculated-into-co-workers-coffee-cup-and-rubbed-penis-on-her-phone-5899856/#ixzz49fQpvhc6
     
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    I knew I'd instantly regret clicking on this thread
     
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    A little man milk never killed nobody... :c
     
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    I guess he likes her :dontknow:
     
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    Mischief thats funny
     
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    not when its your coffee
     
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    The penis rubbing on the phone is fucking funny.

    Unless she did him wrong or fucked him over somehow, the semen coffee sweeter was a bit over the top.
     
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    good for him
     
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    That's really creepy. I wonder what his screen name is here?
     
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    I guess vegans can't do anything. :dontknow:
     
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    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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