WTF Wtf does Bruce Springsteen. ....

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  1. Snort

    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    Talk like a redneck from the south when the fucker grew up in New Jersey with Stevie Van Zandt?
     
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    Cause he is a phony, limousine liberal.
     
  3. binhphuocngu

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    This guy made millions by singing like he's taking a constipated shit.
     
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    He does not sound like Jon Bon Jovi. Most people consider a southern accent to sound stupid. I don't know why anyone would fake it. Unless they want to look like they are something they are not.
     
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    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    Screen door slams, Mary's dress sways
     
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    Same reason Madonna developed a British accent.
     
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    Just like Hillary' southern accent. Pandering.
     
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    A lot of Jersey is like the deep south
     
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    Why does he pretend to be some kind of working class hero when the dude never worked a real job in his life ?
    The guy is a phony from the get go. I never bought into his horse shit .
    He means nothing to me.
     
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    I always thank god I was not born in the south . That accent makes you sound stupid .
     
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    "People who put on accents have nothing going on in their lives. Am I right Robin?"
    "Bruce is coming in? I love the way he talks, Robin."
     
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    He sucks. That song Jesse's Girl is the worst thing I've ever heard.
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Hahaha
     
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    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery.

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly?

    In my basement, I've hung a bunch of framed album covers of my favorite vinyl. One day after work a co-worker came over to just hang and have a few beers. After a while he asked me:

    "Why the fuck do you have a framed photo of Bruce Springsteen's dick?"

    The album was:
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    The thread title just made me think about it - hahaha.
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Doesn't sound like a Southerner to me, but I'm from Ohio...what do I know? People here say "warsh", "acrossT", "pop" and "where are you AT?"
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Exactly. His veins in his neck and forehead look like they're just about to burst too.
     
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    Almost any band has at least one song that I like. Even bands that I really don't like, usually has one song I can listen to. Bruce Springsteen, however, has not one single song I would voluntarily listen to. I even like some of Nils Lofgren's solo stuff, but not with Springsteen.
     
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    Even Artie goofed on Bruce's inauthentic raps: "I remember back when I was growing up in a small town I could see the Chrysler Building from my house and thought that someday I would make it to the big city."
     
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