WTF happened to Christina Aguilera

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Doug Masters, Dec 5, 2011.

  1. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok VIP

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  2. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Don't look at me

    Everyday is so wonderful
    Then suddenly
    It's hard to breathe
    Now and then I get insecure
    From all the pain
    I'm so ashamed

    I am beautiful
    No matter what they say
    Words can't bring me down
    I am beautiful
    In every single way
    Yes words can't bring me down
    Oh no
    So don't you bring me down today

    To all your friends you're delirious
    So consumed
    In all your doom, ooh
    Trying hard to fill the emptiness
    The pieces gone
    Left the puzzle undone
    Ain't that the way it is

    You're beautiful
    No matter what they say
    Words can't bring you down
    Oh no
    You're beautiful
    In every single way
    Yes words can't bring you down
    Oh no
    So don't you bring me down today

    No matter what we do
    (No matter what we do)
    No matter what we say
    (No matter what we say)
    We're the song inside the tune
    (Yeah, oh yeah)
    Full of beautiful mistakes

    And everywhere we go
    (And everywhere we go)
    The sun will always shine
    (The sun will always, always, shine)
    And tomorrow we might awake
    On the other side

    We're beautiful
    No matter what they say
    Yes words won't bring us down
    Oh no
    We are beautiful
    In every single way
    Yes words can't bring us down
    Oh no
    So don't you bring me down today

    Oh, oh
    Don't you bring me down today
    Don't you bring me down, ooh
    Today
     
  3. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    kids
     
  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    um, yea, i'd still fuck her.
     
  5. dalepie

    dalepie New Member

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    Velveeta
     
  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    For the bragging rights I'd pound that beav and leave.
     
  7. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    toasted cheese mmmmm....
     
  8. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok VIP

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    you can have it


    :puke:
     
  9. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    She got gross.. for sure.
     
  10. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    Express lanes of the Hershey Highway FTW :woot:
     
  11. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Would still hit hard. :dontknow:
     
  12. mattyfishrip197

    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    she been around da brothas too long...
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I miss her :cry:


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  14. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    The amount of semen I sacrificed to that Maxim spread probably wouldn't fill an ocean

    The Mediterranean or Red Seas are another story
     
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Wasn't internet porn available back then? :weird:
     
  18. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    ^ This. Would destroy.

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  19. mattyfishrip197

    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm big pussy lips...
     
  20. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    It's not really that big but the shape is horrible. Flat here, bulging there. A total mess.