WTF happened to Kelly Clarkson?

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  1. Stone Cold

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    Holy fuck she's fat. :pig:

     
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  2. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    Apparently she got hungry.
     
  3. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Who's Kelly Clarkson?
     
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    She was always on the fence and recently had a kid that pushed her over the edge.
     
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    She's on the Tonight Show right now. Gross.
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    This is true. She's been teetering back and forth for years now.
     
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  8. SouthernListen

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    She's a singer, not a porn star. I guess it's not supposed to matter.
     
  9. wife is a whore

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    No one has offered her an endorsement for droppin the baby weight, I guess. I seen her on something the other day, and when they were showing clicks of her as a young wettie, I almost cried. Broad needs an Adderall script and a Binge/Purge refresher course.
     
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    Wow.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Flatso.
     
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    If she's a singer and not named Aretha Franklin, she better be hot.
     
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    So sad what's become of Carrottop.
     
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    I'm confused with this proclamation
     
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    That's a fantastic picture to illustrate your point.
     
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    Bad Whore, Bad...,
     
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    Your genes catch up with you sometimes. Life ain't easy in that Hollywood music world. She just has a little weight on her. Nothing bad and nothing a little "busting of the ass workout" can't help. Still good in my book.:dontknow:

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    Suddenly not so preposterous...

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