Stern Show WTF??? Howard Now Claims His Cat (Leon) Survived The New Orleans Flood? (Instead of a TORNADO)

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  1. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Don't listen any more, did Howard really say this? :

    Robin's News. 09/26/16. 10:35am
    He said he likes to spend time with his cat Leon too. He said he's 22 pounds and he has a tumor. Howard said he'll be a mess if it's cancerous. Howard said he spends every minute with him. He said it kills him because so many black cats are in shelters. Howard said people have superstitions about them. Howard said no one would adopt this cat. He said they wrote on his papers that he was an awesome cat and the people who gave him up didn't try to get him adopted. Howard said he was in New Orleans and he kept paddling somehow until the rescue workers showed up. Howard said he was the only one to live. Howard said North Shore had him for a long time and one day Beth came home with him.

    The original story (which was also a blatant lie) was that he was the only survivor of a TORNADO.
     
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    Howard hates reality so he is constantly changing it. He is, after all, crazy.
     
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    Sloppyjoe VIP Extreme Gold

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    His reality is made up of whatever bullshit he makes up. He is a liar
     
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    Next week he will say Leon was in the South Tower on 911 when it fell.
     
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    Thought animoe expert was putting him on a diet all this time
     
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    I was just about to write Arnold Palmer a note, too.
     
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  7. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    the cat wrote this song

     
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    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Here's the original story:

    Howard's New Cat Named Leon Bear. 08/15/11. 7:00am
    Howard told Robin about this woman who owned the cat. He said that she died and the family took the cat and there was a tornado in the town the lived in. They dropped the cat off at a kill shelter. Howard said they wrote to them how great the cat was but just dropped it at the shelter. Howard said the cat was the only link to the grandmother. He said he can't imagine turning the cat away. He said you'd think they'd find someone to take it. Howard said that the shelter had a tornado hit and it survived the tornado. It was walking around the rubble there. Howard said the cat has been in a cage for 4 and a half months. He said the cat had the flu or something and got sick but now he's doing okay.

     
  9. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller."

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    No, Leon survived being shot by the cops 'cos he is a
    black cat.

    Howard told Beth to bring him home so he could see
    how big his dick was.
     
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    Holy crap :lol:
     
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    Paddling!!! Hes fucking incredible. !
     
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    I heard he rescued Beth from a hurricane of Arabian jizz.
     
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    As with everything Howard says, it's all a bunch of revisionist history..or in other words, bullshit. He thinks we're all stupid rubes that don't have memories of the stuff he's said in the past.
     
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    Leon was in one of the last groups sent to Auschwitz and was spared just in time with liberation from the allied troops.
     
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    I know - it's not like he accidentally said New Orleans instead of Alabama or it confused a flood with a tornado. This was a deliberate LIE.
     
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    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller."

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    That's true.

    He made her sit in his pool for several hours to get
    the jizz out of every nook and cranny.

    [​IMG]
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    The hardest part was teaching her how to breathe again.
     
  19. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller."

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    She's still brain dead to this day.
     
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