WTF! I just went the GAY way!

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  1. Haze Dean

    Haze Dean Well-Known Member

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    Okay,

    So I have fucked tranny's before (no big deal). Hung out w/tons of gays all my life. Lately I have been on an ABSOLUTE tear! Fucking fatties/whores/hookers & what not.

    Though I felt unfulfilled; seriously.

    So I went on Craiglist and went into the 'mfm' section.

    Within 20 minutes my phone was BLOWING up w/incredibly hot skinny full-haired white boi's who wanted - no - NEEDED to suck me off!

    NO hesitation on my part tonight. I hooked up - hot little twink didn't have time to properly suck me and fist my asshole - but promised he was down for a long hot session on Friday.

    Now; long post thus far. I must say I desire women in a sexual 'blow my load' manner. Yet - I relate to men emotionally but find it incredibly hard to cum w/guys.

    Any advice?

    I am very open on 'the fb' with my 'shit' and I never bullshit a girl when she asks me about me and my sexual partners and shit like that.

    What am I asking ya'll? Don't know. I do know I like boys and girls very very very young. I'm probably a deviant freak (but no wife nor kids).

    Oh--I'll be in San Diego/Tijuana as of Monday so hit me up if you are dtf and hot 'esque' or really know how to get down!

    peace & degenerate blessings!

    HVD Xii

    ; )
     
  2. Haze Dean

    Haze Dean Well-Known Member

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    DTF boys or girls; and yes--I am fit and in shape and all that jazz...just sayin'~~
     
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  5. Haze Dean

    Haze Dean Well-Known Member

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    Shit happens! At least I didn't cum or kiss the guy; yet! So that means I'm not gay, right?

    He said he'll hook up with me on Friday - he is a 'factory' worker and we hooked up on his break (a quickie). But I say Godamn! This guy was young/skinny/5 foot 9 and hot as fuck! Most girls would LOVE to go out w/a dude that looks like this and he was slurping my dick like his life depended on it.

    I feel so optimistic!!

    : )
     
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  7. Haze Dean

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    That ain't helpin' me, eh? I have to go to bed 'cause I have shit to do on Thur.

    Will I be haunted in my dreams tonight? Don't know. That was the very 1st bj (good one too) that I ever got from a guy. Though I have fucked several butt-holes (tranny's) and gotten a few hand jobs from biological men.

    Oh, this hot 20's something dude was real good w/his mouth. No teeth and started off gentle but w/a bit of prodding he progressively became more aggressive. Took instruction really well. Better than most women; just sayin!

    peace & degenerate blessings ya'll!!!

    hvd Xii/Haze Von Dikkeman Xii
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    This aint Craigs List mother fucker.
     
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    Sally B.?
     
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    If you wanna get ya dick sucked do it behind a bowling alley like normal humans. Solicit in convo or off board. Thank you.
     
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    So that's what @garypagetwo has been up to!
     
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    I just came in here to throw up. Thanks.
     
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    I've got no problem with the dick suckin & ass eatin - more power to you! It's just the age of the playmates that has me uneasy......
     
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    This ain't Hot Rod Magazine pal!

    Fuck. @big faggy said this to me and I can't stop saying it now.
     
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    In that case, come on over.
     
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    @big faggy speaks many words of wisdom.
     
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    I was making conversation; didn't mean to solicit - my bad- but ty.