Wtf is this loud clicking noise?

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  1. Snort

    Snort Engorged beef hammer Gold

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    I've noticed over the past few weeks that Howard makes this loud annoying click. Has anyone else noticed this? Wtf is it? It's LOUD. Is it problems with the fake teeth? Gary never clicks. It's kind of repulsive.
     
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    Automated wig adjustment system. Works on hydraulics.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Oops. Edited to comply with the new @ljc rule
     
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    It's a pet training clicker. Marci Turk uses it when Howard starts to slip back into being genuine.

    It's part of the Getting Things DoneĀ® program.

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    he's done that for years..like a clucking or tooth sucking
     
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    partials, veneers. screws, magnets, cawks and such as
     
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    ...right, its just that there is so much fucking compression on his mic to give his mealy ass voice some substance that all that audio kind of hits you in the gut like really loud bass at a live show somewhere. think about it when the wig is on tv he doesnt sound like radio howard and he projects his voice as if hes talking to a packed yankee stadium without a mic. i want to live to see his day of reckoning cause i do a mad schadenfreude. :dance:
     
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    lol
     
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    You still listen to the show? Wow.
     
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    I never really noticed it but damn it's loud.
     
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    I believe it's the sound of his testicle carriers clicking together inside Beef's $60,000 Hermes hand bag.
     
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    Post of the week
     
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    Beth in the background cracking her huge knuckles?
     
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    It's not Howard - it's just another listener turning off the show. Happens every 20 sec between 6AM and 10:30 AM. During the WUS it happens every 10 sec
     
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