So my buddy is leaving this weekend for a year-long merchant marine thing. He calls me up to meet him for lunch since it will be the last time we can hang out for a while. We go to Hooters and the fucker just sits there texting on his phone the whole lunch! I would try to start a conversation and it was like he didn't even hear me. He probably said three whole sentences the entire lunch. Why ask to meet someone for lunch when you don't even talk?????